1. Do 你 like pie?
2. Are you, 或者 have 你 ever been a squirrel?
3. Are 你 afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are 你 a people person 或者 a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have 你 ever wondered what it would be like if 你 were an apple?
7. Have 你 ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can 你 get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have 你 ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have 你 ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do 你 have a sword handy?
14. Do 你 like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are 你 a thingy-majiger 或者 a Thingamabob?
17. Do 你 like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did 你 buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did 你 notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are 你 so cheap 你 would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have 你 ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If 你 说 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did 你 kill your teddy 熊 when 你 were little?
26. Did 你 know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are 你 a possum?
28. Do 你 like waffles?
29. Have 你 ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If 你 could breathe in space, would 你 go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, 或者 a black hole?
31. Are 你 suicidal?
32. If 你 说 'yes' to 31: Have 你 committed suicide yet?
33. Do 你 smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, 或者 have 你 ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do 你 like eggs and bacon?
36. Are 你 a rabid squirrel?
37. Do 你 eat yourself?
38. Do 你 eat other people?
39. Have 你 ever died?
40. Are 你 on the right path in life... 或者 are 你 on the left one?
41. Do 你 eat feathers?
42. Are 你 dumber than a dodo?
43. Can 你 float like a rock?
44. Are 你 blonde, brunette, 或者 pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have 你 ever dyed your butt?
46. Do 你 walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your 最喜爱的 color nose?
48. Are 你 a pig?
49. Are 你 a cannibal?
50. Are 你 glad this is over?
2. Are you, 或者 have 你 ever been a squirrel?
3. Are 你 afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are 你 a people person 或者 a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have 你 ever wondered what it would be like if 你 were an apple?
7. Have 你 ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can 你 get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have 你 ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have 你 ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do 你 have a sword handy?
14. Do 你 like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are 你 a thingy-majiger 或者 a Thingamabob?
17. Do 你 like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did 你 buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did 你 notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are 你 so cheap 你 would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have 你 ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If 你 说 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did 你 kill your teddy 熊 when 你 were little?
26. Did 你 know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are 你 a possum?
28. Do 你 like waffles?
29. Have 你 ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If 你 could breathe in space, would 你 go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, 或者 a black hole?
31. Are 你 suicidal?
32. If 你 说 'yes' to 31: Have 你 committed suicide yet?
33. Do 你 smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, 或者 have 你 ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do 你 like eggs and bacon?
36. Are 你 a rabid squirrel?
37. Do 你 eat yourself?
38. Do 你 eat other people?
39. Have 你 ever died?
40. Are 你 on the right path in life... 或者 are 你 on the left one?
41. Do 你 eat feathers?
42. Are 你 dumber than a dodo?
43. Can 你 float like a rock?
44. Are 你 blonde, brunette, 或者 pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have 你 ever dyed your butt?
46. Do 你 walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your 最喜爱的 color nose?
48. Are 你 a pig?
49. Are 你 a cannibal?
50. Are 你 glad this is over?