Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!
If men really ruled the world,
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A 拍击, smack, 味道 to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em 下一个 time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in 麦酒, ale, 啤酒 或者 lager.
3. Valentine's 日 would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if 你 saw your shadow, you'd get the 日 off to go drinking. Mother's 日 too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement 混合器, 混音器 and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only 显示 opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gives 你 a ticket, every smart-aleck answer 你 responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast 你 were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my 啤酒 all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. 雏菊, 黛西 Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 秒 of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as 你 returned it the following 日 with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, 你 could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that 说 "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to 你 during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I 爱情 you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and 你 would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
26. One sit-up would do the job.
So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...
Men don't rule the world!!!
If men really ruled the world,
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A 拍击, smack, 味道 to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em 下一个 time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in 麦酒, ale, 啤酒 或者 lager.
3. Valentine's 日 would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if 你 saw your shadow, you'd get the 日 off to go drinking. Mother's 日 too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement 混合器, 混音器 and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only 显示 opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gives 你 a ticket, every smart-aleck answer 你 responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast 你 were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my 啤酒 all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. 雏菊, 黛西 Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 秒 of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as 你 returned it the following 日 with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, 你 could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that 说 "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to 你 during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I 爱情 you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and 你 would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
26. One sit-up would do the job.
So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...
I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling 由 and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass 由 so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.