NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.
1.If 你 keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.
3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical 鱼 stores.
4.A Wisconsin 叉车 operator for a Miller 啤酒 distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper 展示 him drinking a Bud Light.
5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).
6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.
7.A car traveling 100 mph would take 更多 than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
8.In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
9.Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
10.George Washington grew 大麻 in his garden.
11.There are 86,400 秒 in day.
12.A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.
13.Buttermilk does not contain any butter.
14.Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
15.Most lipstick is partially made of 鱼 scales.
16.Singapore has only one train station.
17.There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.
18.Anteaters prefer termites to ants.
19.Ears of 玉米 always have an even number of rows of kernels.
20.If 你 put a 葡萄干 in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
21.With two forks and a charge, a 泡菜 will emit light.
22.Lima beans contain cyanide!
23.Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
24.There are no ants in Iceland, Antarctica, and Greenland.
25.There are 53 Lego bricks manufactured for each person in the world.
26.The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
27.Hair grows faster in the morning than at any other time of day.
28.''Vodka'' is Russian for ''little water''.
29.There is a giant 蘑菇 in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!
30.The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.
31.The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
32.During his 或者 her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.
33.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
34.The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
35.Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
36.If 你 had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, 你 could fill an entire stadium.
37.7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.
38.Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
39.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word 你 want.
40.The Main 图书馆 at Indiana 大学 sinks over an inch every 年 because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the 图书 that would occupy the building.
41.The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
42.President Kennedy was the fastest 随意 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
43.In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
44.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
45.A 鳄鱼 cannot 移动 its tongue. It is a fixed part of the lower jaw.
46.You can tell the sex of a horse 由 its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.
47.You can't plow a cotton field with an 象, 大象 in North Carolina.
48.Golf the only sport played on the moon - on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.
49.George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive. After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.
50.The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas.
51.Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.
52.Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
53.Hot water is heavier than cold.
54.A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.
55.The 胡佛 Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 500 years.
56.20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
57.The Statue of Liberty's mouth is 3 feet wide.
58.How valuable is the penny 你 found laying on the ground? If it takes just a 秒 to pick it up, a person could make $36.00 per 小时 just picking up pennies.
59.The number 4 is the only number that has the same number of letters in its name as its meaning.
60.A standard 747 Jumbo Jet has 420 seats.
61.If 你 花边 your shoes from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
62.The official soft drink of the state of Nebraska - Kool-Aid.
63.Did 你 know that Beetle from the comic strip 'Beetle Bailey' and Lois from the comic strip 'Hi and Lois' are brother and sister?
64.A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words.
65.It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breathalyzer to read 0.
66.In the game Monopoly, the most money 你 can lose in one travel around the board (normal game rules, going to jail only once) is $26,040. The most money 你 can lose in one turn is $5070.
67.The "black box" that houses an airplane's voice recorder is 橙子, 橙色 so it can be 更多 easily detected amid the debris of a plane crash.
68.Each of the 《金装律师》 on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: 心 represented the Church, spades represented the military, 俱乐部 represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
69.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, 你 can't sink in quicksand.
70.There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
71.The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 林肯 Memorial.
72.Buckingham Palace consists of 600 rooms.
73.A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.
74.There are 6,272,640 square inches in an acre.
75.There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
(Credit: 随意 Web Sites include: angelfire.com; factsmonk.com; hookedonfacts.com; oddfacts.com; randomfacts.com)
1.If 你 keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.
3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical 鱼 stores.
4.A Wisconsin 叉车 operator for a Miller 啤酒 distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper 展示 him drinking a Bud Light.
5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).
6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.
7.A car traveling 100 mph would take 更多 than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
8.In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
9.Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
10.George Washington grew 大麻 in his garden.
11.There are 86,400 秒 in day.
12.A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.
13.Buttermilk does not contain any butter.
14.Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
15.Most lipstick is partially made of 鱼 scales.
16.Singapore has only one train station.
17.There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.
18.Anteaters prefer termites to ants.
19.Ears of 玉米 always have an even number of rows of kernels.
20.If 你 put a 葡萄干 in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
21.With two forks and a charge, a 泡菜 will emit light.
22.Lima beans contain cyanide!
23.Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
24.There are no ants in Iceland, Antarctica, and Greenland.
25.There are 53 Lego bricks manufactured for each person in the world.
26.The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
27.Hair grows faster in the morning than at any other time of day.
28.''Vodka'' is Russian for ''little water''.
29.There is a giant 蘑菇 in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!
30.The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.
31.The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
32.During his 或者 her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.
33.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
34.The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
35.Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
36.If 你 had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, 你 could fill an entire stadium.
37.7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.
38.Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
39.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word 你 want.
40.The Main 图书馆 at Indiana 大学 sinks over an inch every 年 because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the 图书 that would occupy the building.
41.The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
42.President Kennedy was the fastest 随意 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
43.In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
44.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
45.A 鳄鱼 cannot 移动 its tongue. It is a fixed part of the lower jaw.
46.You can tell the sex of a horse 由 its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.
47.You can't plow a cotton field with an 象, 大象 in North Carolina.
48.Golf the only sport played on the moon - on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.
49.George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive. After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.
50.The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas.
51.Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.
52.Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
53.Hot water is heavier than cold.
54.A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.
55.The 胡佛 Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 500 years.
56.20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
57.The Statue of Liberty's mouth is 3 feet wide.
58.How valuable is the penny 你 found laying on the ground? If it takes just a 秒 to pick it up, a person could make $36.00 per 小时 just picking up pennies.
59.The number 4 is the only number that has the same number of letters in its name as its meaning.
60.A standard 747 Jumbo Jet has 420 seats.
61.If 你 花边 your shoes from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
62.The official soft drink of the state of Nebraska - Kool-Aid.
63.Did 你 know that Beetle from the comic strip 'Beetle Bailey' and Lois from the comic strip 'Hi and Lois' are brother and sister?
64.A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words.
65.It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breathalyzer to read 0.
66.In the game Monopoly, the most money 你 can lose in one travel around the board (normal game rules, going to jail only once) is $26,040. The most money 你 can lose in one turn is $5070.
67.The "black box" that houses an airplane's voice recorder is 橙子, 橙色 so it can be 更多 easily detected amid the debris of a plane crash.
68.Each of the 《金装律师》 on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: 心 represented the Church, spades represented the military, 俱乐部 represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
69.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, 你 can't sink in quicksand.
70.There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
71.The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 林肯 Memorial.
72.Buckingham Palace consists of 600 rooms.
73.A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.
74.There are 6,272,640 square inches in an acre.
75.There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
(Credit: 随意 Web Sites include: angelfire.com; factsmonk.com; hookedonfacts.com; oddfacts.com; randomfacts.com)
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course 你 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 以前 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 写作 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 更多 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course 你 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 以前 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 写作 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 更多 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
Flippy
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 衬衫 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 你 爱情 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 或者 stumach
step 8.Say i 爱情 你 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 唱歌 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 你 hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 衬衫 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 你 爱情 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 或者 stumach
step 8.Say i 爱情 你 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 唱歌 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 你 hate them
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Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your 台, 办公桌 或者 forehead.
2 = If 你 have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 下一个 最佳, 返回页首 Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 日 to sit 下一个 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 你 were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves 比萨, 比萨饼 every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If 你 have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 下一个 最佳, 返回页首 Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 日 to sit 下一个 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 你 were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves 比萨, 比萨饼 every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
由 Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives 你 happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he 或者 she will never turn his 或者 her back on you...... 或者 betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on 你 and stick its self to greed.
你 cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
你 can never again.
He/she will leave 你 disappointed and let 你 down.
Why should 你 look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When 你 have God with his 爱情 all wrapped around you.
由 Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives 你 happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he 或者 she will never turn his 或者 her back on you...... 或者 betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on 你 and stick its self to greed.
你 cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
你 can never again.
He/she will leave 你 disappointed and let 你 down.
Why should 你 look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When 你 have God with his 爱情 all wrapped around you.
你 just shut the door i fell like 更多 when 你 say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do 你 make sure to 爱情 me even though i'm shy do 你 ever ever ever think to try? do 你 think of me? when 你 say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when 你 say hi well than 你 won't be mine! yes this is 爱情 but does it hurt? when i cry? when 你 say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i 爱情 you! why would say means things why would 你 say the stuff that stings why would 你 say that word when i know 你 much? i don't think i would be with 你 if i knew a thing 或者 two about your life 你 backstabbing 刀 i trusted 你 and yet 你 still flew without me
