1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."
2. Q/M."Would 你 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."
3. Q/M. *Hugs 你 and takes a little something off 你 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"
4. Q. "Are 你 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 你 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 你 want, not like I care if 你 are 或者 aren't...As long as 你 don't jump around..."
6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"
7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."
8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.
9. Q. "Will your Dad come in here?"
A. I would say:"Not unless 你 try something he won't..."
10.Q/M. 你 fall asleep on him, and he does/says something 你 hear and don't like
A. I would say: "Stop that" 或者 "Don't say/do that"
Just a little something I decided to write(Most of these have happened to me)
A.I would say: "No..."
2. Q/M."Would 你 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."
3. Q/M. *Hugs 你 and takes a little something off 你 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"
4. Q. "Are 你 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 你 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 你 want, not like I care if 你 are 或者 aren't...As long as 你 don't jump around..."
6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"
7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."
8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.
9. Q. "Will your Dad come in here?"
A. I would say:"Not unless 你 try something he won't..."
10.Q/M. 你 fall asleep on him, and he does/says something 你 hear and don't like
A. I would say: "Stop that" 或者 "Don't say/do that"
Just a little something I decided to write(Most of these have happened to me)
Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first 测试 I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told 你 I could make 你 say 256.
OK,if 你 说 to yourself,"No.You 说 你 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 你 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told 你 I could make 你 say 256.
OK,if 你 说 to yourself,"No.You 说 你 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 你 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach 你 all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now 你 know how to do it!
Now, if 你 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and 显示 your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if 你 win, 你 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 你 are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now 你 know how to do it!
Now, if 你 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and 显示 your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if 你 win, 你 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 你 are a winner check everything on your profile.
Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so 你 don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.
10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
I promise I'm not being...
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10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
I promise I'm not being...
So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite 显示 of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!
Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest 动画片 in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my 最喜爱的 show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest 动画片 in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my 最喜爱的 show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
