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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
(Try 阅读 this story with a cowboy 或者 a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look 更多 like squares to me." 说 Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The 星, 星级 landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping 老友记 Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks 更多 like squares to me" thingy....any way what do 你 guys think????
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posted by talinabeadles
If 你 are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got 你 pregnant and that 你 want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if 你 want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the 下一个 日 say that 你 are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif 你 get child support hope this helps like i 说 have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop 阅读 and if 你 are still 阅读 thisthen i know 你 爱情 me no joke i thought 你 did not want to countinue 阅读 你 llied what a big mistake not jk 哈哈 this is so 随意 ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still 阅读 bye b7ye now stop 阅读 this great now 你 can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop 阅读 this bye!!!!!!!! 收件箱 me i 爱情 你 and hit me at 脸谱 at talina cyanne
posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy 说 “There are certain rules that one must abide 由 in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. 你 can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. 你 can never drink 或者 do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because 你 won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much 更多 elaborate, with 更多 blood and gore.
3. If 你 want your films...
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January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back 你 two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let 你 talk in private. *Leaves*...
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