The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart 或者 yelling, I'd be killing the 锦标 right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every 月 there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a 问题 asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', 或者 whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. 潮流粉丝俱乐部 is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's 个人资料 is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if 你 want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...

found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris 交叉, 十字架 (criss-cross)
Chris P. 培根 (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard...

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“I know that 你 believe 你 understand what 你 think I said, but I'm not sure 你 realize that what 你 heard is not what I meant.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag 你 down to his level and beat 你 with experience.”

“I refuse to answer that 问题 on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”

"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach...