I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. 你 ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If 枪 kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but 你 are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... 由 the way your out of 牛奶
Wonders why they tell 你 to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls 你 over
Going to sue Red 公牛 for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as 你 pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares 你 to press ALT + F4
Knows that the 草 is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if 你 choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of 你 today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
