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My 老友记 and I made this.. we found it funny. 你 might not get it though... But good for 你 if 你 do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...

Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?

Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.

Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!

Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah

Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!

Bob: Uh Uh um ok

Sarah: Could 你 take me home...with you?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.

Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just 你 and me?

Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine

Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!

Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.

Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the 食物 here to restore my energy!

Bob: Oh uh uh ok

Sarah: Can 你 give me some of your money to go to a restaurant to get some expensive food?

Bob: Uh uh uh uh ... Ok that is fine.

Sarah: How much do 你 have, Bob?

Bob: Uh uh uh umm... $250.

Sarah: Oh that'll be fine, Bob!

Bob: Uh uh uh ... ok that is fine.

Sarah: 你 see I forgot my money to go out for dinner, Bob.

Bob: Uh Uh uh uh.. ok that is fine.

*Sarah drops bag and collapses*

Sarah: Oh, I dropped my bag Bob and I'm too weak to pick it up!

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.

Sarah: I need some water Bob.

Bob: Uh uh uh ok that is fine.

*Bob attempts to go to the drink stand*

*Sarah, still lying on the ground*
Sarah: Oh no Bob! I can't drink that stuff. I have to drink the pure water from the mountain springs.

Bob: Uh uh uh okat that is fine.

Sarah: Thank 你 bob.

Bob: Uh uh how much is the bus to the mountain?

Sarah: Oh there are no busses Bob.

Bob: Uh uh uh.... ok sure.
*Bob walks up to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the mountain to get some water for Sarah who is faking being faint. Bob walks back in to the dance with the water a while later*

Sarah: Oh thats not nearly enough Bob!

Bob: Uh.. thats all I could find... there was ice.

Sarah: Well smash some Bob.

*Bob pulls out a phone in hopes of calling his father to come and take him back 首页 away from Sarah*

Sarah: Oh! I see 你 have a phone Bob! I have one too.

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.

Sarah: I also have a number Bob. Would 你 like my number Bob?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.

Sarah: What is your number Bob?

The End :)
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