This is TOTALLY random...but here's the 列表 from the "Funny Words" group on Facebook. Feel free to add your own
Hullabaloo
Sponge
Idiopathic
Bobbin
Bamboo
Poppycock
Persnickety
Irked
Queer
Flabbergasted
Frippery
Befuddlement
Haberdashery
Diphthong
Britches
Scrumptious
Sassafras
Gadabouts
Bazooka
Cockamamie
Egad
Frumpy
Claptrap
Pooch
Sack
Sag
Baffled
Bubbles
Noodles
Flagellum
Blimp
Napkin
Jiggle
Discombobulate
Fallopian
Pants
Follicle
Box
Bladder
Spoon
Centipede
Indubitably
Banana
Igloo
Waddle
Wobble
Sludge
Briefs
Trump
Gristle
Sprout
Turnip
Gash
Sandals
Crunch
Turd
Gauze
Goon
Manhole
Cockamamie
Noddle
Pudding
Strudel
Rubbish
Duty
Guava
Smashing
Hunky
Inevitable
Inedible
Goon
Doughnut
Chicken
Pickle
Bubbles
Blubber
Sickle
Miscellaneous
Flagella
Cilia
Tweezers
Jiggle
Pregnant
Hippo
Blubber
Fig
Floppy
Peduncle
Fat
Bum
Perpendicular
Ninja
Flannel
Graze
Gullet
Lozenge
Topple
Scribble
Magma
Bulbous
Spatula
Machete
Cougar
Rice
Cheese
Fillet
Bacon
Truffles
Scruffy
Sausage
Bowl
Flabbergasted
Haberdashery
Shenanigans
Pop
Termites
Ding
Feline
Canine
Rustic
Crook
Reservoir
Face
Booty
Pony
Snap
Rear
Moose
Cashew
Rummage
Hullabaloo
Sponge
Idiopathic
Bobbin
Bamboo
Poppycock
Persnickety
Irked
Queer
Flabbergasted
Frippery
Befuddlement
Haberdashery
Diphthong
Britches
Scrumptious
Sassafras
Gadabouts
Bazooka
Cockamamie
Egad
Frumpy
Claptrap
Pooch
Sack
Sag
Baffled
Bubbles
Noodles
Flagellum
Blimp
Napkin
Jiggle
Discombobulate
Fallopian
Pants
Follicle
Box
Bladder
Spoon
Centipede
Indubitably
Banana
Igloo
Waddle
Wobble
Sludge
Briefs
Trump
Gristle
Sprout
Turnip
Gash
Sandals
Crunch
Turd
Gauze
Goon
Manhole
Cockamamie
Noddle
Pudding
Strudel
Rubbish
Duty
Guava
Smashing
Hunky
Inevitable
Inedible
Goon
Doughnut
Chicken
Pickle
Bubbles
Blubber
Sickle
Miscellaneous
Flagella
Cilia
Tweezers
Jiggle
Pregnant
Hippo
Blubber
Fig
Floppy
Peduncle
Fat
Bum
Perpendicular
Ninja
Flannel
Graze
Gullet
Lozenge
Topple
Scribble
Magma
Bulbous
Spatula
Machete
Cougar
Rice
Cheese
Fillet
Bacon
Truffles
Scruffy
Sausage
Bowl
Flabbergasted
Haberdashery
Shenanigans
Pop
Termites
Ding
Feline
Canine
Rustic
Crook
Reservoir
Face
Booty
Pony
Snap
Rear
Moose
Cashew
Rummage
1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!
2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum
3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap
4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy
5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised
6. I kissed a 龟, 海龟 it and it kissed me back slowly
7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly
8. I kissed a guy and he rejected
9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo
10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it
2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum
3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap
4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy
5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised
6. I kissed a 龟, 海龟 it and it kissed me back slowly
7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly
8. I kissed a guy and he rejected
9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo
10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it