wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)
Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)
About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while 你 sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to 搜索 for water.
(FACT!)
John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)
Among the 音乐 catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
(FACT!)
If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.
(FACT!)
In most 电视 commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
(FACT!)
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
(FACT!)
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a 番茄 can for a carburetor.
(FACT!)
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
(FACT! They were seventh cousins)
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
(FACT!)
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)
Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)
About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while 你 sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to 搜索 for water.
(FACT!)
John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)
Among the 音乐 catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
(FACT!)
If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.
(FACT!)
In most 电视 commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
(FACT!)
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
(FACT!)
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a 番茄 can for a carburetor.
(FACT!)
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
(FACT! They were seventh cousins)
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
(FACT!)
Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One 日 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: 你 B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 火, 消防 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 火, 消防 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
伦敦 tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Now take your seats.
One 日 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: 你 B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 火, 消防 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 火, 消防 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
伦敦 tipton: *raped*
THE END!
-sorry for your lost.
-i hope it was helpful :P
The End
