found this stuff and i wanted to share with 你 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 下一个 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your 问题 to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that 你 don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is 说 often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 圈, 圈子 around your 台, 办公桌 laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 唱歌 opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 日 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 圈, 圈子 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 圈, 圈子 with the ouji board and claim 你 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask 问题 while trying not to use any nouns 或者 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 你 说 that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 你 mean the thing that, 你 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 确认 that 你 agree. When they ask 你 to stop, say "but I 爱情 你 so!!"
17.When 你 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks 你 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 你 are a member of Greenpeace 或者 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 婴儿 come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 下一个 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your 问题 to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that 你 don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is 说 often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 圈, 圈子 around your 台, 办公桌 laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 唱歌 opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 日 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 圈, 圈子 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 圈, 圈子 with the ouji board and claim 你 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask 问题 while trying not to use any nouns 或者 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 你 说 that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 你 mean the thing that, 你 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 确认 that 你 agree. When they ask 你 to stop, say "but I 爱情 你 so!!"
17.When 你 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks 你 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 你 are a member of Greenpeace 或者 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 婴儿 come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
最佳, 返回页首 24 埃米纳姆 song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope 你 like this one better than the first one please leave a 评论 if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope 你 like this one better than the first one please leave a 评论 if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
