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1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits 下一个 to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here 你 can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen 你 in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were 你 thinking?" Angrily 移动 to another 座位 if 你 choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of 爆米花 你 can put in the hair of the person in front of 你 without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind 你 in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of 老友记 to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where 你 buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different 电影院 that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks 你 about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask 你 to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around 你 in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my 爆米花 Sir 或者 Madame?" Say the Sir 或者 Madame part to everyone, even if 你 know if it's a man 或者 woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits 下一个 to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as 你 can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If 你 can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call 你 during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this 日 would come." Get up to leave and before 你 exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need 你 to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the 最佳, 返回页首 and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy 或者 an animated film).
1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits 下一个 to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here 你 can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen 你 in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were 你 thinking?" Angrily 移动 to another 座位 if 你 choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of 爆米花 你 can put in the hair of the person in front of 你 without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind 你 in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of 老友记 to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where 你 buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different 电影院 that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks 你 about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask 你 to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around 你 in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my 爆米花 Sir 或者 Madame?" Say the Sir 或者 Madame part to everyone, even if 你 know if it's a man 或者 woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits 下一个 to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as 你 can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If 你 can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call 你 during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this 日 would come." Get up to leave and before 你 exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need 你 to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the 最佳, 返回页首 and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy 或者 an animated film).
I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, 你 can be impossible?
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Dont steal, the government hates competition.
Sarcasm is just one 更多 service I offer.
Ask me about microwaving 猫 for fun and profit.
Earn easy cash in your spare time 由 blackmailing friends.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Those who live 由 the sword get shot 由 those who don't.
I 爱情 cats... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, 你 can be impossible?
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Dont steal, the government hates competition.
Sarcasm is just one 更多 service I offer.
Ask me about microwaving 猫 for fun and profit.
Earn easy cash in your spare time 由 blackmailing friends.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Those who live 由 the sword get shot 由 those who don't.
I 爱情 cats... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
