^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are 你 ready for 秒 yet?"

"Are 你 going to come again 下一个 time?"

"It's a little dry, do 你 still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do 你 think you'll be able to handle...

yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of 你 don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy 说 she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge 松饼 on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...

Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time 或者 due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors 或者 teaching assistance, your friends, your family 或者 school counselors. 由 having a reliable network of support, 你 allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...

I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the 答案 (song 标题 and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice 由 Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick 由 boring brick 由 Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up 由 Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 首页 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...

Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an 橙子, 橙色 火, 消防 elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few 龙 if it was 分裂, 拆分 equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...

I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your 收藏夹 it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if 你 like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

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Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the 标题 - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where 你 need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn 由 the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something 你 wear on the 海滩 - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number 你 have to memorize - 7

Something 你 do before going to 床, 床上 - Sleep

Something 你 put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...

The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights 由 Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 年 old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the 橙子, 橙色 街, 街道 lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a 台, 办公桌 from her school. Apolla looked around even 更多 and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...

你 can only live once, but if 你 do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom 或者 dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two 老友记 already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...

It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom 说 and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did 你 do that?"I asked."You need to come to the 树 house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the 树 house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the 树 house.I...