Things to do in a Public Restroom
1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the 下一个 stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the 下一个 stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19.Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
20.Rub 浓情巧克力 on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
21.At night, switch off the lights.
22.Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23.Collect a door charge.
24.Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
25.Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
26.Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
27.Write essay 问题 on the toilet paper.
28.Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
29.Offer refreshments.
30.Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
31.Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32.Charge admission.
33.Electrify metal urinals.
34.Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35.One word: GOLDFISH.
36.Make a 果冻 in the bowl.
37.Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
38.Remove stall doors.
39.Glue 座位 and cover down to bowl.
40.Place signs warning of 24 小时 video surveillance.
41.Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
42.Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43.Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44.Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
45.Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, 或者 the paper towels if available.
46.Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.
47.Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
48.In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice young players: Don't leave the water in while 你 do this....)
49.Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the 下一个 stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the 下一个 stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19.Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
20.Rub 浓情巧克力 on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
21.At night, switch off the lights.
22.Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23.Collect a door charge.
24.Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
25.Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
26.Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
27.Write essay 问题 on the toilet paper.
28.Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
29.Offer refreshments.
30.Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
31.Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32.Charge admission.
33.Electrify metal urinals.
34.Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35.One word: GOLDFISH.
36.Make a 果冻 in the bowl.
37.Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
38.Remove stall doors.
39.Glue 座位 and cover down to bowl.
40.Place signs warning of 24 小时 video surveillance.
41.Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
42.Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43.Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44.Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
45.Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, 或者 the paper towels if available.
46.Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.
47.Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
48.In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice young players: Don't leave the water in while 你 do this....)
49.Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a 火山 flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell 你 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I 爱情 animals
2.I own tons of 日本漫画 and 日本动漫 dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i 爱情 写作 my 日本漫画 series *it's not famous*
6.i 爱情 going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i 爱情 the stars
10.i 爱情 to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my 老友记 on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink 由 putting 浓情巧克力 and bubble gum
The End
I hope 你 enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I 爱情 animals
2.I own tons of 日本漫画 and 日本动漫 dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i 爱情 写作 my 日本漫画 series *it's not famous*
6.i 爱情 going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i 爱情 the stars
10.i 爱情 to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my 老友记 on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink 由 putting 浓情巧克力 and bubble gum
The End
I hope 你 enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A 狐狸 has been unmasked as the mystery thief of 更多 than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities 说 Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's 巢穴, den, 书房 and found a trove of 鞋类 down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," 说 a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a 泼妇, 雌狐 偷了 them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's 巢穴, den, 书房 and found a trove of 鞋类 down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," 说 a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a 泼妇, 雌狐 偷了 them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.