1) If 爱情 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should 你 believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that 狗 爱情 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at 你 if 你 blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 树 falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 五角大楼 were run 由 women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do 你 plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your 座位 can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice 日 in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that 羊 don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 小时 convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for 更多 than one 鹅 is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did 你 know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If 橄榄 oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do 你 know if 酸, 酸奶 cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern 日 witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do 《美人鱼》 wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do 马 call their scary dreams?
41) Do 你 get to keep the time 你 save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does 分钟 白饭, 大米 have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do 你 slam revolving doors?
52) If 你 put 食物 colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an 橙子, 橙色 is 橙子, 橙色 and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should 你 believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that 狗 爱情 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at 你 if 你 blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 树 falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 五角大楼 were run 由 women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do 你 plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your 座位 can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice 日 in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that 羊 don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 小时 convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for 更多 than one 鹅 is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did 你 know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If 橄榄 oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do 你 know if 酸, 酸奶 cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern 日 witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do 《美人鱼》 wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do 马 call their scary dreams?
41) Do 你 get to keep the time 你 save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does 分钟 白饭, 大米 have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do 你 slam revolving doors?
52) If 你 put 食物 colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an 橙子, 橙色 is 橙子, 橙色 and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
* 橙子, 橙色 Lavaburst
* 桃子 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 草莓 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 糖果 苹果 cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 水果 Pow
* 水果 Punch
* Orange
* 橙子, 橙色 Supernova
* 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 覆盆子 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 草莓 Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C 酸, 酸奶 Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* 桃子 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 草莓 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 糖果 苹果 cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 水果 Pow
* 水果 Punch
* Orange
* 橙子, 橙色 Supernova
* 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 覆盆子 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 草莓 Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C 酸, 酸奶 Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
__________________________________________________
THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our 老友记 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if 你 sometimes feel sad 或者 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 你 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 你 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 你 think of 浓情巧克力 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our 老友记 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if 你 sometimes feel sad 或者 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 你 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 你 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 你 think of 浓情巧克力 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 文章 like this so here's another one.I hope 你 enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 由 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 由 say "would 你 like to 加入 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 粉, 粉色 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 或者 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 由 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 由 say "would 你 like to 加入 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 粉, 粉色 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 或者 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
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