• Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
• Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
• At stop lights, eye the person in the 下一个 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
• Two words: Chicken suit.
• Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The 更多 it looks like blood, the better.
• Stop at the green lights.
• Go at the red ones.
• Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window 或者 sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
• Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
• Sing without having the radio on.
• Honk frequently without motivation.
• Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
• Look behind 你 frequently, with a very paranoid look.
• Restart your car at every stop light.
• Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
• While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
• Keep at least five 猫 in the car.
• Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
• Stop and collect road kill.
• Stop and pray to road kill.
• Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop.
• Then get out and watch the cars.
• Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
• At stop lights, eye the person in the 下一个 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
• Two words: Chicken suit.
• Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The 更多 it looks like blood, the better.
• Stop at the green lights.
• Go at the red ones.
• Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window 或者 sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
• Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
• Sing without having the radio on.
• Honk frequently without motivation.
• Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
• Look behind 你 frequently, with a very paranoid look.
• Restart your car at every stop light.
• Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
• While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
• Keep at least five 猫 in the car.
• Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
• Stop and collect road kill.
• Stop and pray to road kill.
• Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop.
• Then get out and watch the cars.
Are 你 embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to 显示 her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all 你 got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute 婴儿 were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online 写作
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 粉丝 fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 爱情 Korn
I have almost EVERY 埃米纳姆 album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO 老友记 these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online 写作
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 粉丝 fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 爱情 Korn
I have almost EVERY 埃米纳姆 album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO 老友记 these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard 或者 a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako 《美人鱼》 does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
你 can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic 或者 inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 阅读 this 文章 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard 或者 a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako 《美人鱼》 does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
你 can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic 或者 inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 阅读 this 文章 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.