1. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
5. 你 have to tell a guy what 你 really want before he gets the message clearly.
6. Guys 爱情 their moms 或者 grandmas.
7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
8. 你 can never understand him unless 你 listen to him.
9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with 你 may end up being admired 由 your boyfriend.
11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes 你 is when he teases you.
12. Guys 爱情 girls with brains 更多 than girls in miniskirts.
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
16. Guys don't really have final decisions.
17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
19. Guys like girls who are like their moms 或者 grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked 或者 pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of 你 或者 he’s criticizing you.
24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters 你 and sometimes makes fun of you.
25. Guys hate girls who overreact.
26. Having one, good best friend to help 你 through these problems and always being there for 你 will make 你 feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before 你 decide what you're gonna do with your boy.
27. Your girl 老友记 are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
5. 你 have to tell a guy what 你 really want before he gets the message clearly.
6. Guys 爱情 their moms 或者 grandmas.
7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
8. 你 can never understand him unless 你 listen to him.
9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with 你 may end up being admired 由 your boyfriend.
11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes 你 is when he teases you.
12. Guys 爱情 girls with brains 更多 than girls in miniskirts.
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
16. Guys don't really have final decisions.
17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
19. Guys like girls who are like their moms 或者 grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked 或者 pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of 你 或者 he’s criticizing you.
24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters 你 and sometimes makes fun of you.
25. Guys hate girls who overreact.
26. Having one, good best friend to help 你 through these problems and always being there for 你 will make 你 feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before 你 decide what you're gonna do with your boy.
27. Your girl 老友记 are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 三文鱼 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 白饭, 大米 in a 白饭, 大米 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 白饭, 大米 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 白饭, 大米 on your hand and put your 最喜爱的 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 三文鱼 on the rice. Push the filling into the 白饭, 大米 lightly. Hold the 白饭, 大米 between your palms. Form the 白饭, 大米 into a round, a triangle, 或者 a cylinder 由 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 白饭, 大米 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 包, 换行 the 白饭, 大米 ball with a strip of nori 或者 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly 由 americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: 你 got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 爱情 it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 你 call right now we will also send 你 a what ever 你 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 更多 dollers shiping and handleing! 你 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 你 call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 你 call it have 你 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: 你 got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 爱情 it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 你 call right now we will also send 你 a what ever 你 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 更多 dollers shiping and handleing! 你 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 你 call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 你 call it have 你 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 日 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 星, 星级 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 你 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 吉尔 EVERYONE LOVES 你 THE MOST 你 HAVE THE MOST 粉丝 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to 列表 all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 你 get when 你 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 你 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 你 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 鱼 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 你 get when 你 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 你 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 你 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 鱼 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 你 are a robot.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 你 are the robot here.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 你 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 你 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
哈哈 yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
User: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and 你 are a robot.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 你 are the robot here.
User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 你 computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So 你 admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
哈哈 yes fail I know