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posted by R33n33sm3
I found this on the net:



During a thunderstorm ...

Beth: 嘿 Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you?
Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask 你 ...
Beth: Yeah ... what?
Ben: Can 你 please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh ... well ....
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.

A few 分钟 later, Beth arrives at Ben's house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. 由 the way, 你 look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number. Call me in about an 小时 and tell me how everything is, okay?
Beth: Alright, bye!

Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben's younger brother.

Beth: 嘿 sport!
John: Hi Beth ... I'm really scared ...
Beth: Awww ... don't be. I'm here. Lets turn on some T.V.

As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed!

Beth: John, it's okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn't work! Uhmmm ... okay, okay, lets go up to your brother's room. I think he has an extra one.
John: *mumbles* okay.

As Beth and John headed up towards Ben's room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.

John: *screams* What was that?!
Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is.
John: But I didn't ... *Johns voice started to fade away ...*
Beth: 嘿 Ben! How's the party?
ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call 你 in 5 minutes?
Beth: Sure. But where's the flashlight in your room?
Ben: Oh, uhmmm ... it's under my bed, to the left. I think.

Beth walks over to Ben's 床, 床上 and screams.

Beth: Oh my God!
ben: What happened?!
beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn't know 你 had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody 刀 on its hand. It looks so real! Where did 你 get it? Did 你 get it at the 万圣节前夕 store?
Ben: Beth ... I don't have a clown statue in my bedroom.

The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing and raced 首页 as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and Ben were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed.

Ben: *rolls his eyes and 说 to himself* I can't believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.

He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace account and checked his bulletins. I noticed that he had a 随意 new friend. The 个人资料 picture was a freaky clown face. That made him freak out a bit. Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had 发布 a bulletin called "Clowning Around". Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin that he saw last night! He got freaked out and didn't repost it.

Trembling, he got in his bed, 下一个 to his brother and kissed his cheek good night.

Ben: 你 can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.

Suddenly, the figure in the 床, 床上 turned to ben.

Clown: Now its your turn.

Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the 床, 床上 along with Beth and John.



If 你 don't repost this in the 下一个 10 minutes, the clown will appear 由 your 床, 床上 tonight, while you're sleeping and the same ending will happen to you.


When 你 repost this "(name of 你 school)'s 'hoe list'. This isn't a joke
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My Name Is Zack
My Sister Is Lucy
I am 12
And she is 6

Our dads always mad
He screams and he yells
I don’t think he likes us
It's easy to tell

Mums only kind
When dad's not around
And when he is 首页
She hardly makes a sound

Mums always out,
Never home
Dads always drunk,
And always alone

As soon as we hear
Those jingly keys
We run and hide
We run and plea

We find a place
And curl up tight
I hold her hand
And she holds mine

And soon enough
Dad then walks in
Don’t make a sound, don’t say a word
I pray inside, deep within

But Lucy she cannot help herself
For the pain is just too much
"O-God" she yells
"Why are...
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He only has one 桨 in the water.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One 水果 Loop shy of a full bowl.
One 塔科, 炸玉米饼 short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body 由 Fisher, brains 由 Mattel.
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