1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to 你 as much as 你 enjoy listening.
3. Don't say 你 understand when 你 don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. 你 don't have PMS; don't act like 你 know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get 你 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 你 off the hook.
7. If 你 talk about having a big Dick; we know 你 don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when 你 act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what 你 say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If 你 did something wrong 或者 even if 你 didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; 晚餐 and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious 由 nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if 你 are nice 你 just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, 或者 anything else 你 and your 老友记 talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be 给 at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool 你 think your goatee 或者 beard 或者 mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if 你 think it is cool to burp, fart, 或者 emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than 你 ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 你 can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't 你 piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to 你 as much as 你 enjoy listening.
3. Don't say 你 understand when 你 don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. 你 don't have PMS; don't act like 你 know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get 你 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 你 off the hook.
7. If 你 talk about having a big Dick; we know 你 don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when 你 act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what 你 say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If 你 did something wrong 或者 even if 你 didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; 晚餐 and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious 由 nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if 你 are nice 你 just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, 或者 anything else 你 and your 老友记 talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be 给 at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool 你 think your goatee 或者 beard 或者 mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if 你 think it is cool to burp, fart, 或者 emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than 你 ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 你 can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't 你 piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
