1. Try to start a wave
2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.
3. Wear a huge Afro wig.
4. Every 15 分钟 stand up and then sit back down.
5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”
6. If there is a 爱情 scene, reach over in front of 你 and cover a 随意 person’s eyes.
7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.
8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.
9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.
10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 座位 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 下一个 to 你 and say, “you never know”.
11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.
12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.
13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.
14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.
15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.
16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a 随意 person and say, “did 你 see that?!”
17. Sit criss 交叉, 十字架 on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.
18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.
19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.
20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.
21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether 或者 not they give 你 a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.
22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your 座位
yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”
23. Repeat the lines in the movie.
24. Accuse the person behind 你 of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.
25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single 座位 before the movie starts.
26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.
27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.
28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.
29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”
30. Ask the person who sells 你 the ticket to give 你 his/her autograph
31. Ask for a discount because 你 are single and entering alone
32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.
33. Bargain with the ticket price
34. Turn around to the person behind 你 and say, “Excuse me, can 你 please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your 座位 yell “HARDER! HARDER!”
35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.
36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a 随意 person.
37. Every 10 分钟 pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as 你 nod your head look at the person 下一个 to 你 and say ”mmmmmmm!”
38. Stare at a 随意 person 下一个 to 你 the entire time.
39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because 你 will be leaving half way through the movie.
40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO 你 KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.
41. Ask a 随意 person 下一个 to 你 to explain the movie because 你 don’t get it.
42. Ask a 随意 person to go buy 你 爆米花 because 你 don’t want to miss the movie.
43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as 你 lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.
44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.
45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises
46. Eat the 爆米花 from a 随意 person sitting 下一个 to you.
47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because 你 need to use the bathroom.
48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”
49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then 显示 the contents of the tissue to a 随意 person sitting 下一个 to 你 saying, “Look what I did!”
50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.
2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.
3. Wear a huge Afro wig.
4. Every 15 分钟 stand up and then sit back down.
5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”
6. If there is a 爱情 scene, reach over in front of 你 and cover a 随意 person’s eyes.
7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.
8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.
9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.
10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 座位 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 下一个 to 你 and say, “you never know”.
11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.
12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.
13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.
14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.
15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.
16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a 随意 person and say, “did 你 see that?!”
17. Sit criss 交叉, 十字架 on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.
18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.
19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.
20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.
21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether 或者 not they give 你 a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.
22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your 座位
yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”
23. Repeat the lines in the movie.
24. Accuse the person behind 你 of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.
25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single 座位 before the movie starts.
26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.
27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.
28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.
29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”
30. Ask the person who sells 你 the ticket to give 你 his/her autograph
31. Ask for a discount because 你 are single and entering alone
32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.
33. Bargain with the ticket price
34. Turn around to the person behind 你 and say, “Excuse me, can 你 please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your 座位 yell “HARDER! HARDER!”
35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.
36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a 随意 person.
37. Every 10 分钟 pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as 你 nod your head look at the person 下一个 to 你 and say ”mmmmmmm!”
38. Stare at a 随意 person 下一个 to 你 the entire time.
39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because 你 will be leaving half way through the movie.
40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO 你 KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.
41. Ask a 随意 person 下一个 to 你 to explain the movie because 你 don’t get it.
42. Ask a 随意 person to go buy 你 爆米花 because 你 don’t want to miss the movie.
43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as 你 lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.
44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.
45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises
46. Eat the 爆米花 from a 随意 person sitting 下一个 to you.
47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because 你 need to use the bathroom.
48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”
49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then 显示 the contents of the tissue to a 随意 person sitting 下一个 to 你 saying, “Look what I did!”
50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.
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