1. 你 can do whatever 你 damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. 你 can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. 你 can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. 你 don't having to think about birth control, calendars 或者 ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. 你 can go out and flirt as much as your 心 desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet 座位 issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. 你 can have male 老友记 without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. 你 can finally see all the good 视频 -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly 视频 in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. 你 don't have to wear 丁字裤 panties unless 你 want to wear them.
14. 你 can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. 你 don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that 你 want.
17. 你 can spend as much time as 你 want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting 你 on a tiny pedestal that 你 can fall off of at any moment, unless 你 are focusing on your balance all 日 long.
19. 你 don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the 牛奶 carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. 你 are free at a party 或者 bar to talk to who 你 please, and 你 don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. 你 can buy what 你 want at the grocery store. So what if 你 want to have 意大利面 four nights in a row?
25. 你 can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No 更多 checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes 或者 no to an invitation. 你 can accept on the spot.
28. 你 don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. 你 can fill the fridge with fresh 水果 and veggies, bottled water, one-percent 牛奶 and applesauce instead of cold cuts, 啤酒 and Velveeta."
30. No 更多 Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal 或者 Jackie Chan. 你 are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a 日 if 你 want.
31. 你 no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. 你 can be happy with who 你 are, not who he wants 你 to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If 你 are depressed 或者 mad at the world for a few minutes, 你 don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. 你 can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, 或者 whatever) without being asked, 'What do 你 need that for?'
36. 你 can eat garlic 或者 onions without a 秒 thought about breath mints.
37. 你 don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when 你 spend the 日 at the 海滩 checking out the lifeguards.
39. 你 can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. 你 can go to 床, 床上 in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If 你 tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until 你 mess it up again!
43. 你 can spend your paycheck on what 你 want.
44. Your 老友记 can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I 加入 in?' 评论 are made.
45. 你 don't have to worry if he will 或者 won't call.
46. No 更多 arguments about things 你 can't explain.
47. 你 can have a clean bathroom with the toilet 座位 where 你 want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when 你 go out on those first dates, but they take 你 out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, 你 can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. 你 can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. 你 can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. 你 don't having to think about birth control, calendars 或者 ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. 你 can go out and flirt as much as your 心 desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet 座位 issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. 你 can have male 老友记 without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. 你 can finally see all the good 视频 -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly 视频 in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. 你 don't have to wear 丁字裤 panties unless 你 want to wear them.
14. 你 can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. 你 don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that 你 want.
17. 你 can spend as much time as 你 want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting 你 on a tiny pedestal that 你 can fall off of at any moment, unless 你 are focusing on your balance all 日 long.
19. 你 don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the 牛奶 carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. 你 are free at a party 或者 bar to talk to who 你 please, and 你 don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. 你 can buy what 你 want at the grocery store. So what if 你 want to have 意大利面 four nights in a row?
25. 你 can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No 更多 checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes 或者 no to an invitation. 你 can accept on the spot.
28. 你 don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. 你 can fill the fridge with fresh 水果 and veggies, bottled water, one-percent 牛奶 and applesauce instead of cold cuts, 啤酒 and Velveeta."
30. No 更多 Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal 或者 Jackie Chan. 你 are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a 日 if 你 want.
31. 你 no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. 你 can be happy with who 你 are, not who he wants 你 to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If 你 are depressed 或者 mad at the world for a few minutes, 你 don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. 你 can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, 或者 whatever) without being asked, 'What do 你 need that for?'
36. 你 can eat garlic 或者 onions without a 秒 thought about breath mints.
37. 你 don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when 你 spend the 日 at the 海滩 checking out the lifeguards.
39. 你 can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. 你 can go to 床, 床上 in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If 你 tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until 你 mess it up again!
43. 你 can spend your paycheck on what 你 want.
44. Your 老友记 can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I 加入 in?' 评论 are made.
45. 你 don't have to worry if he will 或者 won't call.
46. No 更多 arguments about things 你 can't explain.
47. 你 can have a clean bathroom with the toilet 座位 where 你 want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when 你 go out on those first dates, but they take 你 out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, 你 can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
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This 文章 will rank the 名人 I think are most attractive from least to best. And obviously this is just my opinion :)
Female:
10. Bae Suzy
One of the most beautiful K-pop idols. She looks so graceful and sophisticated yet cute at the same time.
9. Gracie Gold
The Olympic 金牌 medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.
8. Elizabeth Taylor
Those eyelashes, those 紫色, 紫罗兰色 eyes, that face, that figure . . . she was just gorgeous overall.
7. Audrey Hepburn
My 最喜爱的 classic...
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This 文章 will rank the 名人 I think are most attractive from least to best. And obviously this is just my opinion :)
Female:
10. Bae Suzy
One of the most beautiful K-pop idols. She looks so graceful and sophisticated yet cute at the same time.
9. Gracie Gold
The Olympic 金牌 medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.
8. Elizabeth Taylor
Those eyelashes, those 紫色, 紫罗兰色 eyes, that face, that figure . . . she was just gorgeous overall.
7. Audrey Hepburn
My 最喜爱的 classic...
This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that day sucked. ^__^
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