Welcome to The Weakest Link.
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?
Answer:
If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 你 overtake the last runner, what position are 你 now in?
Answer:
If 你 answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can 你 over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. 你 would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes 或者 use a calculator, and remember your 回复 must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although 你 should manage to get the last 问题 right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie 你 ding-bat!!! Read the 问题 properly!!!!!
你 are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?
Answer:
If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 你 overtake the last runner, what position are 你 now in?
Answer:
If 你 answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can 你 over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. 你 would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes 或者 use a calculator, and remember your 回复 must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although 你 should manage to get the last 问题 right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie 你 ding-bat!!! Read the 问题 properly!!!!!
你 are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That poor girl, but 嘿 a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your 日 is going better than hers.
你 will never see the 皮克斯 lamp the same way again.
The poor dog is in a cage, but 嘿 at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.
That is just wrong, 你 do not steal another dogs...
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That poor girl, but 嘿 a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your 日 is going better than hers.
你 will never see the 皮克斯 lamp the same way again.
The poor dog is in a cage, but 嘿 at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.
That is just wrong, 你 do not steal another dogs...
