1.Impersonate a film character for the day, for example Forest Gump.
2.Every time that 你 wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.
3.Every time 你 take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.
4.Smile… all the time.
5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.
6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.
7.Call your roommate Claire “by accident”, increase the frequency every 日 until 你 always call him Claire, if he protests, say “Sorry, I wont do that any more, Jaine.”
8.Set your roommate's 床, 床上 on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been cold lately.
9."Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that 你 are in training. Eat a dozen 甜甜圈 every night.
10.Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
11.Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
12.If your roommate comes 首页 after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."
13.Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that 你 don't know how they got there.
14.Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."
15. Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When 你 recover, say 你 can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
16.While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
17.Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an 小时 every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The 下一个 day, start standing in front of the window again.
18.Cover your 床, 床上 with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring 你 食物 and water.
19.Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, 你 can come out now."
20.Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
2.Every time that 你 wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.
3.Every time 你 take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.
4.Smile… all the time.
5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.
6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.
7.Call your roommate Claire “by accident”, increase the frequency every 日 until 你 always call him Claire, if he protests, say “Sorry, I wont do that any more, Jaine.”
8.Set your roommate's 床, 床上 on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been cold lately.
9."Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that 你 are in training. Eat a dozen 甜甜圈 every night.
10.Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
11.Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
12.If your roommate comes 首页 after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."
13.Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that 你 don't know how they got there.
14.Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."
15. Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When 你 recover, say 你 can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
16.While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
17.Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an 小时 every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The 下一个 day, start standing in front of the window again.
18.Cover your 床, 床上 with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring 你 食物 and water.
19.Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, 你 can come out now."
20.Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
May 14th.
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today was... FUN!We had a track and field 日 at school. Thats when (for the whole day) 你 gotta do activities and some with WATER!!! I GOT DRENCHED!!!
A lot has gone on i have a youtobe account:
link. I got on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 again! FINALLY!! 你 might know my friend Shada? Well... after school SHE'S COMING BACK TO OKLAHOMA!!!!AHHH!!YAY!!!I MISSED HER!!!
I Have a Facebook.
I have until Friday till school's over!!!! Then I'll be on a lot more.
Who's ready for summer!!???
I AM!
And my friend,Emma, and I had a little warhead challenge. Numb,still.
I went to her place and a brat named Aleaha is always being a brat! So now she isn't bothering us anymore. Ha.
So.. how's YOUR life going?
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today was... FUN!We had a track and field 日 at school. Thats when (for the whole day) 你 gotta do activities and some with WATER!!! I GOT DRENCHED!!!
A lot has gone on i have a youtobe account:
link. I got on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 again! FINALLY!! 你 might know my friend Shada? Well... after school SHE'S COMING BACK TO OKLAHOMA!!!!AHHH!!YAY!!!I MISSED HER!!!
I Have a Facebook.
I have until Friday till school's over!!!! Then I'll be on a lot more.
Who's ready for summer!!???
I AM!
And my friend,Emma, and I had a little warhead challenge. Numb,still.
I went to her place and a brat named Aleaha is always being a brat! So now she isn't bothering us anymore. Ha.
So.. how's YOUR life going?