1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him 花 when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If 你 ever need to say 'Like taking 糖果 from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that 你 have met chunks of cheese with 更多 cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress 你 with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' 或者 'It's your funeral.'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, 你 look particularly menacing today.'
22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'
23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out 金牌 stars.
24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour.. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
28. 'Did 你 even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little 心 here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.
33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
34. Ask him to give 你 written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'
36. Tell 你 think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say 你 thought 你 were helping!
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'
51. 淋浴 him with confetti and rice, anytime 你 think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
55. Politely exclaim now and again that 你 don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'
57. Should 你 ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your 食物 and blow bubbles in your 浓情巧克力 milk.
58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
62. Tell him 你 know this great therapist in 伦敦 ....
63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
64. Tell him you've met plently of people 更多 evil than he.
65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.
68. Tell him Lucius did it.
69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details..
70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
71. Write him a theme song. Start 唱歌 it whenever he is about to do 或者 say something particularly clever and nasty.
72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'
73. Insist on 阅读 him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'
74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - 交叉, 十字架 your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do 你 really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'
80. Begin any 问题 你 ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated 由 him. Treat him as 你 would an eccentric aquaintance.
82. Cuddle him at 随意 moments.
83. Sign him up for Little-League.
84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
86. Tell him 你 think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one 日 rule the wizarding world.
88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter 或者 Dumbledore.
89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
91. Write sonnets for him.
92. Insist he help 你 with the newspaper crossword every morning.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'
95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'
96. Mock his baldness.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
98. Get him drunk.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'
100. Let him catch 你 trying on Death Eater robes.
101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, 或者 'stupid.'
103. Call him 'Champ' 或者 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'
104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.
106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.
107. ..at Christmas.
108. Make him dance in the rain with you.
109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.
110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.
111. ..even though he's bald.
112. Be offended 由 everything he says.
113. When he gives 你 an order, stare at him blankly and drool.
114. Invite him to go streaking.
115. Kill Harry.
116. On the 下一个 Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.
117. ..make sure the decorations are 粉, 粉色 and frilly.
118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.
119. Paint his fingernails hot 粉, 粉色 while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.
120. Whenever 你 look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!!"
121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.
122. Trade his black robes in for 粉, 粉色 pajamas.
123. Insist that it's opposite 日 and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him 花 when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If 你 ever need to say 'Like taking 糖果 from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that 你 have met chunks of cheese with 更多 cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress 你 with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' 或者 'It's your funeral.'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, 你 look particularly menacing today.'
22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'
23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out 金牌 stars.
24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour.. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
28. 'Did 你 even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little 心 here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.
33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
34. Ask him to give 你 written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'
36. Tell 你 think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say 你 thought 你 were helping!
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'
51. 淋浴 him with confetti and rice, anytime 你 think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
55. Politely exclaim now and again that 你 don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'
57. Should 你 ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your 食物 and blow bubbles in your 浓情巧克力 milk.
58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
62. Tell him 你 know this great therapist in 伦敦 ....
63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
64. Tell him you've met plently of people 更多 evil than he.
65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.
68. Tell him Lucius did it.
69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details..
70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
71. Write him a theme song. Start 唱歌 it whenever he is about to do 或者 say something particularly clever and nasty.
72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'
73. Insist on 阅读 him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'
74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - 交叉, 十字架 your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do 你 really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'
80. Begin any 问题 你 ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated 由 him. Treat him as 你 would an eccentric aquaintance.
82. Cuddle him at 随意 moments.
83. Sign him up for Little-League.
84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
86. Tell him 你 think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one 日 rule the wizarding world.
88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter 或者 Dumbledore.
89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
91. Write sonnets for him.
92. Insist he help 你 with the newspaper crossword every morning.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'
95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'
96. Mock his baldness.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
98. Get him drunk.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'
100. Let him catch 你 trying on Death Eater robes.
101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, 或者 'stupid.'
103. Call him 'Champ' 或者 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'
104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.
106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.
107. ..at Christmas.
108. Make him dance in the rain with you.
109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.
110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.
111. ..even though he's bald.
112. Be offended 由 everything he says.
113. When he gives 你 an order, stare at him blankly and drool.
114. Invite him to go streaking.
115. Kill Harry.
116. On the 下一个 Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.
117. ..make sure the decorations are 粉, 粉色 and frilly.
118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.
119. Paint his fingernails hot 粉, 粉色 while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.
120. Whenever 你 look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!!"
121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.
122. Trade his black robes in for 粉, 粉色 pajamas.
123. Insist that it's opposite 日 and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, 或者 added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A 日 In The Life Of A 潮流粉丝俱乐部 User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in 更多 articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
continue reading...
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A 日 In The Life Of A 潮流粉丝俱乐部 User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in 更多 articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new 龟, 海龟 三明治 this week. But I am 写作 this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought 更多 about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 电影院 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 电影院 far 更多 often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city 你 might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make 更多 time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude 评论 to yourself. I hope 你 like it and please tell me what 你 think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper 或者 self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are 苦 but the 水果 is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which 你 can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming 或者 seem polite. 或者 he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, 或者 worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear 更多 of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? 或者 simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
Let's do this.
