Tell me if u think this is funny 或者 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:
随意 GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?
随意 guy: Uhh sure I guess?
Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*
随意 guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?
Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?
随意 guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?
Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?
随意 guy: 你 说 你 WOULD!!!!
Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.
随意 guy:0.o But 你 j-
Cookies: No I didn't
随意 guy: But I-
Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell 你 your fortune.
随意 guy:Yes 你 did!!!!
Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*
随意 guy:0.o Hello?
Cookie:Hello would 你 like to hear your fortune?
随意 guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*
Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!
随意 guy: Get burnt!!!!!!
Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!
Micheal: Yes?
Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!
Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky 你 your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*
Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!
随意 GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?
随意 guy: Uhh sure I guess?
Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*
随意 guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?
Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?
随意 guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?
Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?
随意 guy: 你 说 你 WOULD!!!!
Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.
随意 guy:0.o But 你 j-
Cookies: No I didn't
随意 guy: But I-
Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell 你 your fortune.
随意 guy:Yes 你 did!!!!
Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*
随意 guy:0.o Hello?
Cookie:Hello would 你 like to hear your fortune?
随意 guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*
Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!
随意 guy: Get burnt!!!!!!
Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!
Micheal: Yes?
Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!
Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky 你 your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*
Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 老友记 或者 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Yeah 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 破烂, 垃圾 in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 破烂, 垃圾 in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
老友记 - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her 随意 symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
老友记 - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her 随意 symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
老友记 - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her 随意 Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
老友记 - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His 随意 Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know 更多 than 你 all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
老友记 - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her 随意 sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
老友记 - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her 随意 symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
老友记 - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her 随意 symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
老友记 - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her 随意 Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
老友记 - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His 随意 Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know 更多 than 你 all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
老友记 - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her 随意 sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
嘿 everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that 低音 由 Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a 粉丝 club about u and make the 文章 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then 由 all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends 万圣节前夕 eve. 或者 U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 最佳, 返回页首 me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 你 can stuff a 枕头 with the 鼠, 大鼠 毛皮 on the 长椅, 沙发 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 你 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 你 can stuff a 枕头 with the 鼠, 大鼠 毛皮 on the 长椅, 沙发 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 你 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)