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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, 你 can 吻乐队(Kiss) my 屁股 too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the 日 i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to 你 does not matter to me

-When your up, your 老友记 know who 你 are.
When you're down, 你 know who your 老友记 are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab 你 in the throat with...the 刀 你 left in my back.

-I was the one who 说 things changed;
你 were the one who proved it.

-Friendship is not capable of ending
For if it ends it is only because it never existed.

-I'll never forget what 你 did to me, but I'll never let 你 know I remember.

-In dealing with backstabbers
There's one thing I’ve learned
Those bitches are only powerful
When your back is turned.

-If your having doubts about whether 你 can
actually trust a person...chances are 你 can't.


LOL Just randomly thought i should post some 语录 i found, in an angry freind mood :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if 你 ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If 你 think I'm insane, run away, because 你 are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too 你 a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. 你 think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two 老友记 riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a 小马 with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red 狐狸 is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when 你 sneeze because when 你 sneeze, your 心 stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A 蜗牛 can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only 动物 that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders 更多 than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical 马 with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the 音乐 store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos 或者 rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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Act like 你 know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: 比萨, 比萨饼 becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 问题 with questions.
Ask about 比萨, 比萨饼 maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got 更多 "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A 年 has passed by, and Don is chosen 由 the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef 斧头, 短柄小斧 with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, 或者 absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the 最近的 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 写作 behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 加入 the ranks of washed up directors like...
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