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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can 你 forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the 街, 街道 physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your 屁股 like rembrandt!
Ha! 你 Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when 你 see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what 你 did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what 你 did

Rotti:
See your knife!

Genterns:
Perfect!

Pavi:
See it glide!

Genterns:
Perfect!

Luigi:
See it slice!

Genterns:
Perfect!

Pavi:
Whos your night surgeon?!

Rotti:
Hope 你 have my money!

Pavi:
或者 its buon viagg-ee!

Luigi:
He'll do your 屁股 like dishes!

Luigi:
Amputation!

Genterns:
Oooh, amputation!

Luigi, Pavi, Rotti and chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what 你 did to Marni

Luigi, Pavi, Rotti and chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what 你 did to her

Luigi, Pavi, Rotti and chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what 你 did to marni

Luigi, Pavi, Rotti and chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what 你 did to her

Nathan:
I remember every dying whisper,
every desperate murmur.
I remember when i gaze upon her.
She looks just like you...
I remember...I remember...!

Nathan/Repo man:
I rememeber marking every victim
With acute precision.
I remember every time i hold you,
My blunt companion.
When i remember,
I dismember!

Luigi/Pavi/Rotti/Chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Genterns:
Remember what 你 did to marni.

Luigi/Pavi/Rotti/ Chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Nathan/Repo Man:
Remember what 你 did to her.
Cause the claims medic gives no
anesthetic!
90-days delinquent gets 你 the REPO
treatment!
Im the masked horror on your
街, 街道 corner.
Make your momma mourn you.

Luigi/Pavi/Rotti/Chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Genterns:
Remember what 你 did to Marni.

Luigi/Pavi/Rotti/Chorus:
Remember who 你 are.

Nathan/Repo man:
Im the night surgeon!

All:
Night surgeon!

Nathan/Repo man:
I remember...
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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
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9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 比萨, 比萨饼 cut into six pieces 或者 twelve.

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1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much 更多 successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
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11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the 秒 was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank 你 to all the people who...
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That poor girl, but 嘿 a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your 日 is going better than hers.




你 will never see the 皮克斯 lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but 嘿 at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




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