1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on 动物 only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use 由 trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either 由 falling into the water 或者 while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm 由 15cm 由 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist 最佳, 返回页首 off with hands. Throw 最佳, 返回页首 away. Do not put 最佳, 返回页首 in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a 牛奶 crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of 鼠, 大鼠 poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- 发布 on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car 或者 operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor 或者 outdoor use only." -- On a string of 圣诞节 lights.
25. "Wearing of this 服装 does not enable 你 to fly." -- On a child sized 超人 costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if 你 have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a 超级市场, 超市 甜点 box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a 超级市场, 超市 甜点 box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on 动物 only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use 由 trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either 由 falling into the water 或者 while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm 由 15cm 由 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist 最佳, 返回页首 off with hands. Throw 最佳, 返回页首 away. Do not put 最佳, 返回页首 in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a 牛奶 crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of 鼠, 大鼠 poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- 发布 on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car 或者 operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor 或者 outdoor use only." -- On a string of 圣诞节 lights.
25. "Wearing of this 服装 does not enable 你 to fly." -- On a child sized 超人 costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if 你 have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a 超级市场, 超市 甜点 box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a 超级市场, 超市 甜点 box.
Once I was 阅读 online... It 说 that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a 比萨, 比萨饼 商店 like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the 比萨, 比萨饼 when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my 比萨, 比萨饼 and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Do 你 ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and 你 cant go to sleep?
Do 你 ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do 你 ever hate everything around you?
Do 你 ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that 你 end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do 你 ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Do 你 ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do 你 ever hate everything around you?
Do 你 ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that 你 end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do 你 ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
