I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best 老友记 and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the 下一个 morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the 下一个 morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Eight 小时 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This 文章 was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This 文章 was too short so I have to write this sentence.