GOD HATES ME
Chapter 1
God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.
Chapter 2
I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.
Chapter 3
God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my 老友记 but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an 情绪硬核 from now on
-Went to bed
Chapter 4
God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this 问题 to be answered.
-Had some 鱼 fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.
Chapter 5
It's raining today. Good.
Chapter 6
Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.
Chapter 7
Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent 由 him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.
Chapter 8
Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. 缪斯 are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.
Chapter 9
I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.
Chapter 10
Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are 粉, 粉色 and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda 偷了 it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!
Chapter 11
I am sick today. Not good.
Chapter 12
I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.
Chapter 13
Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!
Chapter 14
I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.
Chapter 15
God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!
Chapter 16
I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the 下一个 few week init! Man I iz well 街, 街道 now
Chapter 17
I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.
Chapter 18
God 你 are a great guy! We should be buds!
Chapter 1
God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.
Chapter 2
I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.
Chapter 3
God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my 老友记 but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an 情绪硬核 from now on
-Went to bed
Chapter 4
God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this 问题 to be answered.
-Had some 鱼 fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.
Chapter 5
It's raining today. Good.
Chapter 6
Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.
Chapter 7
Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent 由 him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.
Chapter 8
Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. 缪斯 are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.
Chapter 9
I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.
Chapter 10
Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are 粉, 粉色 and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda 偷了 it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!
Chapter 11
I am sick today. Not good.
Chapter 12
I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.
Chapter 13
Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!
Chapter 14
I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.
Chapter 15
God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!
Chapter 16
I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the 下一个 few week init! Man I iz well 街, 街道 now
Chapter 17
I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.
Chapter 18
God 你 are a great guy! We should be buds!
5
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. 你 wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. 你 can tell me if 你 ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. 你 wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. 你 can tell me if 你 ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, 你 never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 下一个 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well 你 know that face 或者 a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If 你 don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 下一个 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well 你 know that face 或者 a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If 你 don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Derpy
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course 你 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 以前 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 写作 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 更多 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course 你 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 以前 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 写作 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 更多 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
Flippy
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 衬衫 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 你 爱情 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 或者 stumach
step 8.Say i 爱情 你 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 唱歌 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 你 hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 衬衫 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 你 爱情 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 或者 stumach
step 8.Say i 爱情 你 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 唱歌 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 你 hate them
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Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your 台, 办公桌 或者 forehead.
2 = If 你 have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 下一个 最佳, 返回页首 Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 日 to sit 下一个 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 你 were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves 比萨, 比萨饼 every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If 你 have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 下一个 最佳, 返回页首 Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 日 to sit 下一个 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 你 were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves 比萨, 比萨饼 every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
由 Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives 你 happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he 或者 she will never turn his 或者 her back on you...... 或者 betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on 你 and stick its self to greed.
你 cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
你 can never again.
He/she will leave 你 disappointed and let 你 down.
Why should 你 look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When 你 have God with his 爱情 all wrapped around you.
由 Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives 你 happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he 或者 she will never turn his 或者 her back on you...... 或者 betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on 你 and stick its self to greed.
你 cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
你 can never again.
He/she will leave 你 disappointed and let 你 down.
Why should 你 look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When 你 have God with his 爱情 all wrapped around you.
