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With how I constantly praise the SMT series, I think it’s obvious to say that I am a big 粉丝 of the series. I’ve played all the PS2 titles, most of the DS titles, and am immensely excited for SMT V and the remaster of one of my 最喜爱的 games ever, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. So with that said, it should be absolute heresy to say that I am even making this 文章 about Persona 4. For those not in the know, SMT and Persona 粉丝 kinda, sorta, just a little bit fucking depise each other. It’s actually kind of insane how vicious they get. Like wild dogs, really. Persona 粉丝 call SMT 粉丝 edgelords who are salty because their games aren’t successful while SMT 粉丝 call Persona 粉丝 horny weebs that are ruining the franchise. In this franchise, 你 gotta pick one 或者 the other. So yeah… I pick both. They both have a place in my 心 for many reasons. SMT for the lore, atmosphere and music, and Persona for the general story, characters, and also music. It’s hard to say that Persona is loved 更多 now. Sure, it’s 更多 marketable, but SMT mainline is still big in Japan. And with us getting two mainline games for Switch while the Persona 5 Scramble game hasn’t even been released in the states yet, I think it’s 安全 to say that there’s still 爱情 for SMT. So yeah, I 爱情 Persona 4. (Also, to get all my thoughts out, I will be spoiling the entire game. This is the only time I will be mentioning spoilers, so if 你 are not all for that, take your leave now)



Picture this. It’s circa 2008, Japan. Be Katsura Hashino. Persona 3 was a pretty good success while Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne was…. Not as much. Not that Persona was in and SMT was out. It was just the spin-off craze of the time. Not just with Persona, but other spin offs like the Devil Summoner games and the Digital Devil Saga games. 你 like the numbers 你 got for Persona 3 and think, “How can I do better” and then it hits you. Yellow! Also make it a murder mystery, 更多 rural, and don’t make your party members idiot AI. Don’t do another Devil Summoner, please. And so, with an idea set into motion and a 日期 of 2008, which was really, really late into the lifespan of the PS2, Persona 4 was released to the world. And Persona 4 was one of those rare cases of game releases, as in it was a game that was made when newer, 更多 modern hardware was out like the PS3 and yet despite that it was still able to pull in some hard numbers. Like, lots. Like over three hundred thousand in 日本 alone, along with being a 最佳, 返回页首 seller in America and still breaks sales on websites like 亚马逊 to this day. (To be fair, if my option was to buy a PS3, I’d fucking stick with a PS2 as well. Sorry, not sorry.) And the rest, they say, is history. Persona 4 went on to get spin-off after spin-off including a fighting game, a dancing game, a really, really bad 《K.O.小拳王》 rendition on the 3DS, two 日本动漫 adaptations, a remake on the Vita that was later ported to the PC and a crossover between RWBY and Blazblue. How did it do it? How did Persona 4 manage to break the bank so damn hard and skyrocket into popularity like this? Was it the 日本动漫 aesthetic, was it the fact 你 could fuck a high schooler guilt free? Well, I can’t say for everyone else, but I can say why it clicked with me, personally, and just worked. And that’s because of the time I played it, and that it just felt close at 首页 to me. And for many reasons. But let’s start with the obvious one. The Setting

I: Inaba



I’ve gone over this half a million times in all my NikPiks, 或者 at least it feels like all of them, I have grown up in small rural towns all my life. Deadly Premonition is a fun game and hits close to 首页 because it takes place in a small town. Diamond is Unbreakable is my 最喜爱的 part because it’s in a small Japanese town. The village of Resident Evil 4 is the most realistic interpretation of a small rural town I’ve ever seen, complete with angry farmers and parasites gallor. What was I talking about? 或者 right, Inaba is a great setting. The setting of Inaba is as much of a character to Persona 4 as is anyone else in this game. Sure, the dorm was fun in Persona 3 and La 相思, blanc, 布兰科 is just cozy as all hell in Persona 5, but those are just one building. Other than that, it’s just big cities. Persona 5 has the excuse as Tokyo is always a major setting in the SMT franchise, but it doesn’t really give 你 a feeling other than, “Big city with stinky adults”. But Inaba, 你 get to know everything about it. 你 know the NPCs like the elderly folks that run the stores, the dog that walks around the park, the 随意 kids at your school that hang around in the halls. And not even S. Links, just 随意 NPCs on the streets and how 你 匡威 with them. It all just feels so cozy. I 说 that in Deadly Premonition that the weirdness and the strange tone made it feel believable in a small town, and that is still true. But the same is true with Inaba and how it just feels cozy, how everyone knows everyone and can strike a conversation with just anyone just gives it this welcoming feeling, which a lot of small towns are like. And even the streets start to feel like 首页 as 你 walk through them for the 年 你 are here. Just wandering this town during the days 你 can, from the rainy days to the sunbathed evenings to the high afternoons to the creepy foggy days, it all just feels so homey to me, all things I’ve seen in small towns, and in America too, not even Japan. Seeing the pylons across farmland that go through the mountains in the distance, seeing the roaring creek with 鱼 swimming through it, a park, different family owned stores, it’s just so cozy. I can’t say anything other than it’s so damn cozy. Probably helped 由 the shade of yellow, which is a color that expresses comfort and joy, which this game does well with it’s cast of characters. And let’s discuss those characters, shall we?

II: Cast



So for the time being, I just wanna focus on our party of characters, all gathered here thanks to strange happenings. Strange happenings such as murders disrupting the peace of the town and with the 邪恶力量 ghosts known as Persona that our gang gets, they fight to find the killer and bring him to justice. I always find whodunit murder mysterys, despite being old as time, to still be the most interesting and gripping narratives. Maybe because they just always have a way of being unique in their own ways and staying fresh. Even the really bad ones like Heavy Rain 或者 Life is Strange. I’m not apologizing for that. Anyway, our cast consists of the always topical BigDick Chad-Pai, the protagonist. But for the sake of understanding, let’s just call him Yu Narukami. Kind of a blank slate for the player, so I’ll just gloss over him. 你 got Yosuke, the loser best friend working at the local store Junes. Chie, the spunky tomboy who just wants to do kung-fu and eat meat. Yukiko, the soft spoken friend of Chie who is the heir to the town’s hotel. Kanji, the punkish brute who has a 爱情 for things cute. Rise, the teen idol with an obvious crush on the protagonist. Naoto, a young ace detective who is seeking out the killer. And Teddie, the annoying mascot character… He’s not Morgana, so I’ll take it. All of these characters are great in their own way. I will say that the Persona 3 cast, AKA The best cast, is still my favorite, being that their best is better than the Persona 4’s best, but their worst is vastly worse than Persona 4’s worst. And that’s because I hate Yukari, but don’t hate anyone in the Persona 4 cast. Yes, even the hateable Teddie. And that’s because these characters have depth, are interesting, and just have this dynamic about them that makes them fun to watch interact with without being so 日本动漫 based. I have a lot of issues with the Persona 5 cast, and I will get into that in a future NikPiks, but the gist is that they felt very topical, cliche, and just…. Anime, and if I say your character is anime, that’s bad. That’s really fucking bad. But the Persona 4 characters don’t feel like they’re anime. They have moments that are anime, but they, themselves, never feel that way to me, and I enjoy their interactions. I 爱情 seeing Yosuke and Chie argue about who the bigger idiot is when everyone knows they’re both dumbasses. I 爱情 hearing about Naoto trying to keep the group on topic when they start breaking into arguments. I like hearing about the weird experiences these guys have and how they all try not to get too embarrassed about their true selves being shown to the gang. And yes, I even like it when Teddie is just being himself. I can see how Teddie can come off as absolutely annoying, but he just has this whimsical wide eyed curiosity of the human world that I just find him interesting and kind of entertaining, even if his puns drag for longer than necessary. But unlike a certain bastard cat, Teddie is just as dumb as the rest of the group and so his insults rather than being, “You know, Ryuji is kind of a retard and can’t even write a test. Lol, kill yourself, faggot”, it’s 更多 like Teddie is calling one dumbass a dumbass while the other dumbass is too stupid to realize. It’s just harmless bickering rather than absolute vitriol, and I can’t help but enjoy it. In conclusion, fuck you, Morgana. I hate you. Please die. Post made 由 the Teddie Team



But there’s 更多 depth to these characters. 更多 in their Shadow forms. Their Shadows, beings that are the manifestations of their true selves, the selves they are but don’t think would be accepted, so they keep them buried within themselves and hide away from the world. And okay….. Let me get this out of the way. A common misconception I always see is what the Shadow forms really mean. And let me just state these facts right now. No, Kanji’s Shadow is not about him being a closet homosexual. No, Rise’s shadow is not about her being an slut. No, Naoto’s Shadow is not about her being transgender. The shadows take the forms that they have deep inside and exaggerate it to dangerous levels because the Shadows, when rejected, don’t want to help their host. They’re content with killing them. As shown 由 each and every time they shout, “You’re not me” and a boss fight begins. I like that this is where they go, but I think some people read a bit too literally into these Shadows. So let me explain. Kanji’s Shadow is, again, not about him being a closet homosexual. Even I made this mistake at one point. Kanji’s Shadow is how he is troubled 由 how no one will accept him for who he is, not as a homosexual, but because he is a soft spoken and nice guy who likes soft things from working at his mothers tailor shop, making 玩偶 and liking cute animals. That caused him to adopt a different style and become 更多 of a punk, because guys can’t like cute things. Rise’s is not because she wants to strip for the world, but because she just wants attention. She wants to be noticed 由 people, which is why she became an idol, but that attention doesn’t matter because it’s not Rise the people see, it’s Risette, her idol persona. Naoto is not about her being transgender, in fact she is openly female. It’s because she wants to be a detective, like the kind of fictional characters she’s idolized in the 图书 she read as a kid. But there’s no way she’d make it as a detective in a field that is so male dominated, a problem that 日本 has faced in 2008 and still continues to face twelve years later. Sorry to go “Um, actually…” on 你 all, but this just gets my symbolic retard within me boiling. In short, yeah, I like the subtlety of the Shadows, maybe a bit too subtle, but it’s good shit. And I like the dungeons design. It’s good shit. Repetitive from a gameplay mechanic, drag on way too long, but it’s no Tartarus, so that’s a plus. But hey, on the topic of characters, let’s discuss some of the side characters we meet. 你 know what time it is.

III: S. Links



Social Links…. Are fucking stupid. Yeah, I don’t like Social Links. When I played Persona 4 back in high school, I loved these. I thought they were an amazing mechanic, but now, looking at it… ugh. Look, in Persona 3, I didn’t mind them so much because they were limited mostly to side characters and even the ones made for main characters were side stories that 你 could involve with and weren’t directly related to their character development. But with Persona 4? Ugh. It’s one thing to have development for your side characters, but it’s another thing to have it be for main characters. Don’t put your development in a side thing that 你 will barely be able to finish all of on your first playthrough, let alone complete every single one on a playthrough without a guide. Good luck getting every last Social Link in a playthrough without a guide of some sorts, because with the amount of dungeon grinding, days where nobody wants to talk to you, 或者 just other shit 你 want to do, it’ll be a miracle if 你 even get through the ones 你 want. And ten different levels for stories that may 或者 may not be good? Come on. Death is a great story, but doesn’t pick up until like Rank 5. Hanged Man not until Rank 6. And I didn’t give a fuck about Temperance 或者 Tower. They sucked throughout. And here’s the thing, the rewards 你 get aren’t really that worth it. Oh, sure, if 你 unlocked Satan in an SMT game, you’d want to get your hands on that immediately, the bullshit would be super worth it. But Persona is really, really easy, at least compared to a mainline SMT game. On all three playthroughs, I beat the game with minor fusing and just Persona I picked up from the minigame. So with all that complaining, and my obvious dislike of the use of Social Links, why do I even talk about it in an 文章 where I am praising Persona 4? Well because there are S. 链接 that I like. Maybe not for the reasons of them dragging out, but because 你 can get really good stories from these characters. I did say that they don’t pick up until halfway 或者 even most of the way through, but when they pick up, they really pick up. Hearing about how Naoki is just doing what he can to enjoy life with his 老友记 despite his sister being murdered and everyone coddling him is a far 更多 relatable situation than any other involving death I can think of. The S. Link with the Devil is a legit vile one, yet so interesting with where it goes and how it turns on its head. I don’t hate these characters. Far from it. I just hate that their development is hidden behind a long process of tedium. I get it, it’s the main gimmick of Persona, its lifeblood, to have Social Links. But maybe work them out for something 更多 creative. Anything but make them so long to pick up and be interesting. Hell, one of my 最喜爱的 S. Links, The Moon, is interesting because 你 can fuck it up. Completely. In Persona, there is a chance that if 你 say something wrong in a conversation, 你 have a chance of Reversing the Social Link. This means that 你 can’t progress any further until 你 fix it. And, in the Moon’s case, it is one of the rare situations where the S. Link can become Broken. It’s done. 你 will not progress that story. It’s over. And I can get behind that. No matter how hard 你 try in life, whether 你 want it to work out, things just don’t. People just can’t click sometimes, and there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s just how things are. And just seeing these characters around town, at different points depending on the time 或者 日 is just a nice touch. It adds onto that small town feel. But, we’re talking about S. 链接 and I haven’t even brought up the true MvPs, the best this game has to offer. And it’s the possible first of everyone. Yes, I’m talking about the S. 链接 for Hierophant and Justice, Ryotaro Dojima and his daughter, Nanako

IV: The Dojimas



From the start of the game, 你 移动 into the 首页 with a warm welcome from Ryotaro, the protagonist's uncle, and his daughter, Nanako. And from the start, 你 can already get this uneasy feeling in the household. It’s only these two, and every day, Dojima leaves the house for work on a regular basis and always comes 首页 late, tired, 或者 late and drunk. Nanako is always left at 首页 alone with nothing but the TV to keep her company and having to cook her own meals and prepare for 床, 床上 before Dojima even gets home. As for Nanako’s mother, she died in a car accident years ago. And it’s in these S. 链接 where 你 learn about the two, and not once was it boring to hear about these two. They aren’t major characters in the party, so their development makes sense to be on the side, and their side stories manage to take off almost immediately. With Nanako, she gets this feeling that she’s just a burden to Dojima, that his work is 更多 important to her and that she’d be better off not being born at all. It was a feeling she always felt, but never thought upon it until the protagonist came into the household, finally ending that lonely feeling in the household. Always there to greet 你 with a smile and those words, “Welcome home, big bro”. As for Dojima, his S. Link is all about investigating the death of his wife, which was not an accident, but a hit and run. For most of Nanako’s life, all Dojima could think of was catching the man, to bring solace to their lives, thinking that all he could do was to find him and give them both closure, thinking that’s the only reason why Nanako hates him, but he couldn’t be 更多 wrong. Nanako only wants her father to be there for her and for them to be like a real family rather than Dojima put his work before anything else, and it only takes him opening up to 你 to figure that out. As 你 slowly hear them out in their S. Links, 你 slowly start to feel like you're part of the family, like you’re one of the Dojima’s, and it makes 你 feel happy to help them out and to be there for them… And it makes it all the 更多 tragic when Nanako dies.
After saving another party member from another failed attempt 由 the killer, and after mysterious notes are left in the mail, Dojima takes 你 to the police station to 问题 your involvement in the investigation. He’s 更多 than just some rugged cop, he’s an actually decent detective. Even without a Persona, even with no knowledge of the Shadow World, he is able to stay one step behind 你 and the gang at every chance and is already aware that 你 are getting too deep into the investigation for your own safety and leaves 你 in the interrogation room for the night, and leaves Nanako as the 下一个 victim for the killer. After getting out and chasing the killer into the TV, 你 are introduced to Nanako’s dungeon, known as Heaven, which plays possibly the best dungeon theme in the game. And after a boss fight against the “killer”, Namatame, Nanako is saved but is in hospital care. 你 and the gang plan on how you’ll celebrate the upcoming holiday season when 你 get a call from Adachi, Dojima’s partner in the investigation, where he tells 你 that Nanako has gone into critical condition, and as 你 arrive at the hospital, it’s here where Nanako dies. And the scene is just a strong one. Of course it was bound to happen. Anyone exposed to the Shadow World with no chance of fighting it off would become weakened 由 it, and with Nanako dead, the group is in complete shock and sadness. And then Namatame, his confession being too insane for anyone to believe, of TVs and Persona, that it would be impossible to charge him with the crime. With no one left and the suspect getting away with it, Dojima lumbers toward his room, his intentions unknown, but stopped before he could even get a chance, just left to shout at Namatame’s door in a sad rage, unable to cope with the loss of his daughter. And just when 你 think it couldn’t get worse, that’s when 你 hear a noise from Namatame’s room. And 你 see him trying to escape the room. And here, 你 are left with nothing but your own suspicions and the words of the party. And of course, it’s midnight and there’s a TV in the room. A large one, big enough for anyone to fit into. With the knowledge that Namatame would get away with this, and with your suspicions of him being the killer, 你 have a choice. 你 can throw him into the TV and leave him to his fate, 或者 你 can let the others do what they want to him, 或者 你 can leave him behind and find the real culprit. And…. Okay, it would be nice if there was 更多 to it than just the obvious good answer, but I mean, this is still a strong scene, I won’t lie. There’s an obvious consequence of going down the route of killing a man not responsible for the murders, being a bad and abrupt ending, but that’s a pretty quick one. But hey, it works fine 由 me, because we get to the climax of the game. The real killer. The one who was responsible for it, for real this time.

V: Tohru Adachi



Okay, so let’s rewind this to the start of the game. The killing starts because anyone who is seen on TV is killed shortly after, as shown when a reporter was killed and the witness soon after. It was believed to be young women that were victims, helped when Yukiko got thrown in. But once Kanji got thrown in, and then Rise, before it was proven that those thrown into the TV were the ones responsible. After that, Mr. Morooka is killed 由 some dork who plays video games who was just doing a copy cat murder to take the credit, and then Namatame came along because he believed that the Shadow World was a 安全 haven for those that would be killed. He genuinely believed that it was a 安全 place and only later realized the danger he was putting them in, which he would regret later on. So with all these things, trying to find a motive to pinpoint the killer started to become a convoluted mess. And to be honest, I already knew who the killer was from the start thanks to spoilers. But I didn’t have a motive. And the 更多 I played, the 更多 I started to get worried. It’s so easy to fuck this up in any murder mystery story. A motive could be ruined simply because the person did it for someone else, 或者 they were just doing it to save them, which would make me puke. But then, when 你 find Adachi out, being the sneaky little shit that was always there to give away police info and hang around at every scene somehow, 你 corner him in the Shadow World to get his motives. And his motive? He has none. He just does it because why the hell not. Sure, he could’ve just not been a psycho, use his powers to help people, and become a good guy in his own way, but why do that? He didn’t have a reason to care about a world that didn’t care about him. He was thrown into a nowhere town because he made one mistake, works at the bottom of the totem pole in a job with a boss who gets drunk and overworks himself, can barely afford to eat anything but cabbages, and only took the job he has so he could legally carry a gun in the country of Japan. And when he is rejected 由 a woman that he thought was 更多 respectful than cheating on her husband, he was so sickened that he just snapped and pushed her, and just so happened to push her into the TV. And from there, his own game was set into motion, pushing people into the TV, sending them into the other world and seeing what happened, but had to stop once Namatame got involved, and just watched from the side, having fun. A lot of people say that this is a lazy motive, but I can’t think of a better one, honestly. The world is a fucked up place. Serial killers and mass shooters justifying their reasons as, “Because I could”. People always tell 你 that 你 “can’t” take a human life. But these people, they decide that 你 can. They are 更多 than capable of ending a person's life. It’s not that 你 “can’t” end a person's life, but 更多 that 你 “shouldn’t” end a person's life. That is what keeps a person from losing their value of humanity. And that’s what Adachi is. A person who has 给 up on humanity, the humanity of others and of his own. All for the chance to play some sick game, a game that resulted in the death of three people, the conviction of a sick person, the attempted murder of a group of high school kids and a little girl and the near destruction of the world. Even if Adachi was just a pawn in a bigger game set 由 beings out of humanities control, his own game that he set up was one of a truly sick individual, and is what made him a truly despicable yet captivating villain. A character that shows the darker side of anyone. A person without bonds. A person without friendships of any kind. A person that Yu could've been capable of becoming. Adachi has 给 up on the world and forming connections with people. People are just faceless creatures to him. People don’t really care about anyone but themselves, he says. People will hurt 你 and will leave you. That’s all Adachi says. And yet, despite that, Yu never gave up. Despite being alone most of his life with moving from school to school and his parents always on business around the world, never being able to be there for him, he was still able to form bonds with those around him and was able to gather a group of 老友记 that stuck 由 him to the very end, and were always there for him, and would be in every single last spin off game. Much like a reversed Tarot Card, Yu is the reverse of Adachi. A person who grew up in a world that didn’t seem to care about him. Only, instead of giving up on the world and using everyone like tools, Yu continued to try and in the end, he achieved the companionship he desired.
I wanted to end on this segment of the villain because I think it’s what clicked with me and why I cherish Persona 4 so much. It was a game that I played right in my final 年 of high school. It was the game that I had put the most hours into at the time and fell in 爱情 with, for many reasons. Because I was a high schooler playing a game in a high school setting. Because I grew up in small towns with a small town setting. But also because it wasn’t until high school that I met some of my closest friends. I didn’t really have a lot of 老友记 growing up. I was socially awkward, had a bad habit of saying things I shouldn’t say and just came off as a generally weird guy that drove people away from me. Even when I worked it out and was able to change, it was already too late. I had already set an image for myself, whether I liked it 或者 not, and people didn’t want that. Once I moved to a new school system, I told myself I wasn’t going to try. I didn’t want friends. I didn’t want to make connections. I wanted to be left alone and just get through life. If it hurt to try and make bonds, I didn’t want them. But then I met these two great 老友记 of mine who, stubborn as all hell, would just keep talking, and I eventually opened up to them. And from there, I grew to appreciate their company and their friendship. And from there, I made 更多 老友记 and it grew from there. And these weren’t just temporary. I am still 老友记 with these people to this day, even years after we all graduated and went on to do things that were vastly different from all of us. We haven’t 迷失 our connection and are still close. And as I think back to that ending of Persona 4, with Yu waving to his 老友记 from the train leaving Inaba, I think back to my own high school experience with this game, my first time playing it and how I doubt I’ll experience a game like this again. Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne is the better game, hands down. But Persona 4 is my 最喜爱的 in the series for this reason. It’s personal, and I will cherish this game, even with all the Social 链接 and bland dungeon 设计 and annoying 日本动漫 trope moments and Teddie’s bad puns. I will always cherish this game, because, to me, personally, Persona 4 is a timeless classic
posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite 或者 scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with 老友记 that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a 刀 of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, 你 don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a 低音 Pro 商店 或者 anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift 商店 and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a 列表 of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If 你 enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. 你 must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was 圣诞节 Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute 船, 小船 hanging on the 圣诞节 树 and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of 朗姆酒 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at 圣诞节 time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 你 mad 或者 doesnt agree with your point of view 你 just 报道 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 你 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 报道 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 报道 或者 block family we care and 显示 爱情 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 报道 someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



爱情 all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: 你 are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET 你 FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: 你 逼债, 墩 TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought 你 picked a 日 out of a hat for that 或者 something.

ME: 糖果 日 is when I say it is 糖果 Day. It's when I say it is 糖果 Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 你 want?" "I'm calling to 报道 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 你 very much for the call, sir." The 下一个 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how 你 looked 更多 important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If 你 think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 阅读 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. 或者 the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an 文章 here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your 阅读 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 阅读 this.
4. 你 didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did 你 notice I skipped number three.
7. 你 don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that 你 silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then 你 realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But 你 remember that a fact is something that can be proven right 或者 wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. 你 wish 你 never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch 你 with the missing number this time. 或者 did I?
14. 你 wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 阅读 powers amaze you.
16. 你 totally forgot I was only supposed to tell 你 ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog 粉丝 character. Do 你 think it's good?
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Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 年 old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel 鱼 and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel 鱼 could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a 搜索 as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a 问题 since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight 粉丝 on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. 你 can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a 评论 to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the 问题 had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a 冲床 in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few 分钟 early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything 你 write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 唱歌 in a row, then 你 sneeze and 你 fall down. Did 你 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - 你 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 你 knew 你 had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 你 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal 最喜爱的 of mine) 或者 a 更多 scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell 你 a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe 你 can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when 你 apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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Tell me if u think this is funny 或者 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?


Random guy: 你 说 你 WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow 随意 fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform 你 that a certain new fanpoper with the 用户名 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 问题 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a 论坛 saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now 你 will not be able to find these two contributions why 你 ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if 你 want proof that she 说 this check out this forum
link
Now 你 may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 给 us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 爱情 to be held, talked too but if 你 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very 《勇敢传说》 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my 老友记 but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an 情绪硬核 from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 爱情 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your 心 beat
Is my 最喜爱的 lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If 你 could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my 首页 though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes 你 happy.
I always want 你 to be happy.
I don't like it when 你 cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with 你 even though
You can't hear...
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