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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic 彩虹 is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck with this Psychotic bastard?!
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Master Sword: Now usually, we have a crossover parody.
Tom: But today, we're having a montage of Cosmic Rainbow's best performances in this show. He was awesome, and we are going to miss him. Enjoy the montage.

------

Meanwhile at Blaze's house, he was playing Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Cosmic Rainbow.

Cosmic Rainbow: This game wasn't supposed to come out until November. How did 你 get it?
Blaze: With a little persuasion.
Cosmic Rainbow: What kind of persuasion?
Blaze: The kind that risks lives.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Gets shot* Wait, what the hell? I shot that guy seven times in the head, and he never died.
Blaze: That's ridiculous. 你 must have missed.
Cosmic Rainbow: How does one miss the head of a 小马 when shooting a gun?
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: I'm not even gonna bother arguing with 你 *His character falls through the ground* Wait, what the--
Cosmic Rainbow: Be prepared for the ultimate rage.
Blaze: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

He was shouting so loud that it was heard everywhere. It was heard in Manehattan, on the train to Canterlot, and it was even heard in China.

Chinese Pony: Sounds rike somepony is angry.
Chinese 小马 2: Jawohr.
Chinese Pony: Stop trying to speak German.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at Blaze's house...

Blaze: *Takes game out of PS4, and puts it back in case* This is stupid.
Cosmic Rainbow: What are 你 going to do?
Blaze: I am going to-

The doorbell rang.

Blaze: Hmm. *Brings game to the front door, and opens the door*
Colt: *Dressed up as a tree* Trick 或者 treat.
Blaze: Here, have a videogame. *Gives game to Colt*
Colt: Awesome! *Runs away with game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: 你 gave a six 年 old a rated M game?
Blaze: Have 你 ever tried giving a yo yo to a 小马 at the age of 67?
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile at a retirement center.

Old Pony: *Tied up in yo yo* Oh fiddlesticks. I'll have to call Jimmy again. This is the 24th time I got stuck in this contraption.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...

Mason: I 爱情 this.
Leah: We did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, 你 were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.

---

In this Celebrity Jeopardy skit from episode 2, Cosmic 彩虹 played Scott Eastwood. Blaze played Tom Hanks in the 秒 part of the C.J. montage

Alex: *Ignores Sean* Moving on. Scott Eastwood is in 秒 place with negative sixteen thousand dollars.
Audience: *Clapping*
Scott: Hi dad. If you're watching this, I'm going to let everypony know about how awesome 你 are, and how successful 你 are in acting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: I'm going to be just like him.
Alex: Fantastic.

***

Alex: Starting off will be Tom Hanks since he's in last place.
Tom: I'm losing? I gotta run faster!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a race.... Scott, why don't 你 pick a category?
Scott: Sure thing Mr. Trebek. I'll take 电影院 that my dad starred in for seven hundred.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Scott: Then, how about 电影院 that I starred in for seven hundred?
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Alex: Okay, let's see what 你 three wrote down. *Goes to Tom's board* Okay Tom, *Sees his podium is broken* The screen on your podium... What happened to it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I was 写作 down my 最喜爱的 color, and all of a sudden it broke. 你 really need better equipment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. *Goes to Scott's board* Mr. Eastwood wrote down. *Looks at his board* Where Eagles Dare? What's that supposed to mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: It was a movie my dad starred in in 1968.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Maybe your relationship with him is not a good one.
Audience: *Laughing*

Farewell Cosmic Rainbow. 你 will be missed

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 26: And Then This Happened

Tom: *With Master Sword, and Saten Twist at Sean's house*
Sean: *Walks downstairs towards the ponies* Greetings 你 three. I heard 你 wanted to play Grand Theft Auto 5 with me, but since there is no 分裂, 拆分 screen mode, we must play online with separate consoles.
Tom: It's a good thing 你 got paid millions for saving our asses from Doctor Eggman.
Saten Twist: How did 你 accomplish that?
Sean: According to Celestia, I'm responsible for getting rid of Eggman, and his entire army. I tried to explain that others helped me, but she wouldn't listen.
Master Sword: It would suck if people actually thought 你 tried taking all of the credit, and formed an angry mob outside of your house.
Sean: Thankfully Twilight told them about how she, and her 老友记 helped me.

During a press conference

News Pony: Is it true that Sean The Hedgehog defeated Eggman's army all 由 himself?
Twilight: Nigga, dat's bullshit! Celestia's bullshittin' all of us, like she always does!
Audience: *Clapping*
Rarity: *Pushes Twilight out of the way, and talks for her* Celestia thinks that it was all Sean's heroic actions that saved us. He wanted to make it clear that he got help from the mane 6, and the Royal Guards.

Later, Sean and his guests played GTA 5 together. There were fifteen PS4's set up 下一个 to each other, but there was only four of them.

Sean: I have lots of guests that come here, so we have fun playing any kind of video game that I have.
Saten Twist: I hate how the 下载 screen takes so long.
Master Sword: That's the only thing I hate about this game.
Tom: If we were playing Grand Theft Auto 4, I'd have lots to hate about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah Grand Theft Auto 4 wasn't really that good.

Soon, their characters appeared in their home. Sean, and Master Sword each had a room in a fancy apartment in Rockford Hills. Saten Twist's character had a 首页 across the 街, 街道 from Trevor's house. Tom's house was 由 the beach.

Sean: Okay, 你 know all those youtobe 视频 that 显示 online play from this game, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Sean: Well they're shit compared to what we got planned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Probably because this will be on television, and not youtube.
Saten Twist: Some 屁股 might record this episode, burn it onto a disc, 上传 it onto his computer, then 上传 it onto youtube.
Sean: ....F*ck...
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's the first mission going to be?
Sean: A race.
Saten Twist: That's all?
Sean: With ramps.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I already know that Sean's going to win.

The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then 你 get on 更多 ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, 你 have to land in the same spot that 你 started the race to win.

Sean: *Driving a blue Tornado with a red roof*
Master Sword: *Driving a black Z Type*
Saten Twist & Tom: *Driving Coquette Classics. Saten's is red, and Tom's is blue*
Master Sword: 你 know this is going to take forever to finish, I bet this is the only thing everypony is going to see when they watch this-
Tom: *Shoots Master Sword until he dies*
Master Sword: *Raging* What was that?! WHAT WAS THAT?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's called winning a race. *Shoots Sean's tires*
Sean: Sorry Tom, bullet proof tires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Come on!
Sean: *Drops a sticky bomb on Tom's car*
Tom: There is only one way to kill 你 now. *Catching up to Sean with a speed boost* Chaaaaarge!!
Sean: *Brakes*
Tom: *Goes over Sean's car, and falls off the ramps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Sets off the bomb killing Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'm way out in front now.
Saten Twist: Aren't 你 forgetting someone?
Sean: Nope. *Drops a sticky bomb on the ramp*
Saten Twist: *About to pass the bomb*
Sean: *Sets off the bomb killing Saten Twist*
Saten Twist: Goddammit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why do 你 always have to be better then me in this show?!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Once again, we got no bloopers from this episode, so we'll see where things go in part 6 of this episode. In the mean time, enjoy the skits.
Master Sword: The first one is going to be Princess Celestia. Don't go away. Wait, how did 你 know there weren't any bloopers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is actually the last scene we filmed before completing this episode. Okay, we'll be back.
Audience: *Clapping*

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. 你 think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again.
Luna: Okay. As usual, I'll be watching from the shadows. I heard 你 got some new equipment from 亚马逊 last week. I hope 你 found a spot to hide it, especially from Timothy. He'll be the first to tell everyone.
Twilight: Man I ain't worried about him. I'm still an unstoppable juggernaut.
Luna: So what'cha got planned this time?

That night, Alexis, and Jenny led a group of their 老友记 to an empty room in the 城堡 so they could dance.

Alexis: Tonight, we're going to party!
Stallion: *Turns on a song*

Song (Start it at 0:36): link

Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alexis: *Dancing to the music*
Jenny: This maybe the worst song for any party.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alexis: *Sees a fly, and kills it with her hooves while dancing*

Meanwhile, Celestia was downstairs. The 音乐 could be heard from down there.

Celestia: Don't waste my time. Just tell me what 你 can do.
Timothy: We have investors in antic economies. *Sits down across the 表 from Celestia* Displacement arrays, ACME supply crates, bombs with crossbones drawn on them, even disappearing ink. Just ask, and I can work something out. Mark my words. You'll finally have your revenge today.
Celestia: The smart thing to do would be to crawl before walking. For some time, I had my eye on this device that could supposedly rearrange the molecular and physical form of anyone stupid enough to improperly tamper with it. Knowing Twilight, she will probably try to use it against me. A shrink ray, I believe.
Timothy: So it's decided. Expect it 由 tomorrow.

下一个 morning

Robin: I heard Celestia got a shrink ray.
Jonathan: There's only one 小马 I know she will use it on. I mean it can't possibly be me. *Walks toward Harry, and faces him. Twilight is behind him* And it can't be you. It's the fool behind me!
Twilight: Nigga, I got a name!
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin: After years of antics. 你 finally got it coming.
Twilight: 你 underestimate my powers man.
Robin: What? You've dried your entire well of antics!
Twilight: Oh yeah?
Jonathan: *Stares at Twilight* That's not the problem. She's catching on to you!
Twilight: Want to put the theory to the test?
Harry: You're predictable. She wants 你 to make a move!
Twilight: Oh, I'm sure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Celestia's office

Derpy: *Walks into the office, and sees Celestia* I heard 你 have a new toy to battle Twilight. May I see it?
Celestia: 你 can as long as 你 don't touch it. Check this out.
Harry: *Sleeping outside of Celestia's room*
Celestia: There are no instructions. I'll figure it out somehow.

A noise was heard.

Celestia: *Her voice sounds higher* They left the safety off!
Derpy: *Staring at Celestia*
Celestia: Go on, laugh it up! *Her head shrunk, but not the rest of her body*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ammo is expensive, so I have to wait to buy more. This sucks! I'm blaming Twilight for this! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Celestia: *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!

Meanwhile in the parking 车库

Luna: *With Twilight* Things are going smooth?
Twilight: Yeah. I start dimension hopping in 15 minutes.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: Meanwhile, Derpy will keep her occupied.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Luna: Remember the code. I want to see 更多 salt from her tears than at a fast 食物 restaurant. Let me know how things go, I'll see 你 later.

Back at Celestia's office, the princess was back to normal. Then this happened.

Derpy: *Walks into the office, then talks like Twilight at high speed* Skat bop idabelop beololololololbelolololol
beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Celestia: What the f**k was that? I see what this is! A distraction! She's trying to keep me busy so I don't ask about her. Not working!

* * *

Twilight: *Surrounded 由 the others* Derpy bought me enough time to get what I needed. Celestia is too slow for me man.
Harry: What is it this time? You're not going to turn Derpy into Thomas The Tank Engine again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, for yo' info, I got tarot cards.
Bryan: What the hell do 你 have planned with tarot cards?!
Twilight: Man let me 显示 you! Persona!! *Changes into a purple larger version of Ridley*
Derpy: *With an 日本动漫 girl*
Celestia: I told 你 all about bringing strays off the street!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Put her back where 你 found her!
日本动漫 Girl: *Uses magic to have swords with cards hit Celestia, then disappears*

下一个 日

Luna: I'm impressed. If 你 don't mind, I'd like to get in on some of those cards.
Twilight: Man just use an Evoker.
Luna: The ones where 你 shoot yourself in the head?
Twilight: *Smiles*
Luna: Seriously? Did 你 give them to anyone else in the castle?
Royal Guards: *In the basement, tired of doing the laundry. They grab their pistols, and point them at their heads* Persona! *Kill theirselves*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Back in Celestia's office

Celestia: *Standing in front of her 台, 办公桌 when Timothy arrives* So. 你 showed up.
Timothy: Princess, you...
Celestia: I'm fine. Have a seat. *Sits down on a couch. Timothy sits on another 长椅, 沙发 in front of her* For years I put up with her, and she gets stronger. Constantly harassing me. Constantly being a thorn in my ass.
Timothy: *Listening*
Celestia: I wake up everyday, and ask myself what did I do to deserve this? No answer.
Timothy: We'll do what we can to make your revenge.
Celestia: Good. Now, I wish to be alone.
Timothy: See 你 soon. *Walks away*

下一个 day, in her office.

Derpy: *Arrives, and talks in a Japanese accent* Hai youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou, tancha!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Angry with her eyes wide open*

Up 下一个 is the 屁股 屁股 Inn

屁股 屁股 Inn

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the 屁股 屁股 Inn, everyone was sad. A 小马 was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a 小马 for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mercury: George, and Ranger, I have a job for the both of you.
George: It better not be the kind of jobs Marisa gets from you, cause I do not get any pleasure out of that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Irritated* Haha.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Kill ten police officers. That is all.

Downtown Los Angeles

George: *Looking at police headquarters across the street*
Ranger: How do we kill them?
George: Boy 你 really aren't thinking clearly.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Shoot at the building, then shoot any cops that appear. *Shoots a window*
Police Ponies: *Looking out the window*
Ranger: *Shoots a cop*
Police Pony: *Falls out the window*
Police Ponies: *Running out of the building*
George: *Shoots three cops*
Ranger: *Shoots two of them*
Police Ponies: *Returning fire*
George: *Shoots four of them* That's ten, let's go!

Back at the 屁股 屁股 Inn.

Mercury: Well done 你 two. 你 made Los Angeles a much safer place with the police killed.
George: Or, at least it's 安全 for us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How much are 你 paying us?
Mercury: *Gives both of them $7,500* Enjoy.
George: I am going to enjoy having this money, and I'm also going to enjoy the 下一个 skit, coming up next.
Ranger: It's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Double Scoop as Corporal Aldin
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously

Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have 更多 ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.

---

Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected 由 Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: 由 theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: 你 clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*

Part 3

Sargent O' Rourke: I think I thought of something.
Corporal Agarn: I hope so, because we've been here for two hours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We need to distract them.
Corporal Agarn: I know that, but how?
Sargent O' Rourke: 你 run pass them, they follow you, then I go in to get the diamonds.
Corporal Agarn: Why do I have to be chased?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: You're a fast runner. Now go.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Don't go.
Corporal Agarn: Sargent, please make up your mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I didn't say that. *Points behind him* He did.
Captain Parmenter: Wild Eagle told me that 你 were going to get some diamonds, and I came here with the others to help 你 out.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks behind him* I can see 你 brought the others, but where's Vanderbilt?
Captain Parmenter: Unfortunately he fell off a cliff. Vanderbilt thought it was a lake full of water for himself, and his human.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Well as long as he didn't hurt my human, I'm okay with it.
Corporal Dobbs: So what's the plan to take those diamonds?
Corporal Duffy: When I was in the Alamo, we didn't need plans. We needed guts. We would charge out there, and give them what for.
Corporal Agarn: Were not in the Alamo, and those guys are scary!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: They're just Indians. Like Wild Eagle, and Crazy Cat.
Corporal Agarn: Don't say their names, you're going to make me think that I'll kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I got an idea. 你 hate my bugle, so if I play it for them, they might hate it and run off.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good idea. Everyone cover your ears.

All of the soldiers covered their ears before Dobbs played his bugle.

Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Indians: *Hear the bugle, and listen*
Indian 3: Where is that coming from?
Indian 4: Over the hill.
Indian 6: It sounds wonderful. Let's get closer.
Audience: *Laughing*

They walked toward the soldiers

Captain Parmenter: They're leaving the cave.
Corporal Agarn: And heading for us.
Captain Parmenter: Let's get out of here!!

They got away from the Indians.

Wild Eagle: No no no, 你 gotta put the stones around the sticks, then 你 start the fire.
Crazy Cat: Does it really matter?
Wild Eagle: Do 你 want everything to burn, and destroy us?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with the rest of his soldiers* Wild Eagle, we couldn't get those diamonds for you.
Corporal Dobbs: What do 你 need them for anyway?
Wild Eagle: Payment for weapons, and ammo.
Captain Parmenter: But we're already getting that tomorrow.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just had to get our hooves on some extra ammo Captain.
Captain Parmenter: Now Sargent, this is completely unnecessary. We're already getting the ammo we need, and we don't have to pay them anything. *Looks behind Crazy Cat* What's this? *Finds the diamonds*
Wild Eagle: Uh oh!
Sargent O' Rourke: 你 already have the diamonds.
Crazy Cat: Yes..
Captain Parmenter: That was a very mean trick 你 played on my soldiers. If I wasn't clumsy, 或者 stupid, I'd arrest 你 two.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: We're sorry Captain.
Captain Parmenter: I should think so.
Corporal Agarn: Why would 你 do this to us chief?
Wild Eagle: Look on the bright side. We got to appear in three episodes in a row.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then 你 get on 更多 ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, 你 have to land in the same spot that 你 started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up 更多 ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry* Yes. A very good thing indeed. We won't have to be tortured any longer!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 didn't even get killed 由 him yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He might though!
Sean: Who, me? I would never do that.
Saten Twist: *Catching up, and shoots at Sean*
Sean: Saten, don't even bother. *Drops a grenade on the ramp, killing Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: How was that possible?!!? 更多 important. How was that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Gets his car stuck on a ramp* This is not supposed to happen. If I jump out of my car, I'm gonna die.
Tom: And if 你 reset, you'll be behind me, and then I'll win.
Sean: I'm taking 你 with me. *Cooking a grenade*

They both died, and respawned at the bottom of the 秒 ramp.

Saten Twist: Now I'm winning.
Sean: *Grabs a sniper rifle, and shoots Saten Twist in the head*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: SEAN?!!? YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!!
Sean: Something I said?
Tom: *Driving his car up the ramp*
Sean: *Blows up Tom with a rocket launcher*
Master Sword: I'm the only one that hasn't been killed 由 you. I'm almost at the top.
Sean: NO! *Shoots a rocket*

Master Sword went off the ramp, and landed on the finish line, just before the rocket hit him.

Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: I did it.
Sean: *Angry*
Tom: I think these two switched their personalities.
Saten Twist: Only one way to find out.
Sean: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Tom: *To Master Sword* He does it much better then you.
Master Sword: *Gets angry 由 this, and catches on 火, 消防 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Okay, that's all the time we have. It's been a wonderful 秒 season, we will see 你 下一个 年 for Season 3.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The Leader In 粉丝 Fictions
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get to 加入 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive 你 to madness 由 letting 你 figure out why the heck I 说 pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, 或者 perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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These are my 最佳, 返回页首 15 LEAST 最喜爱的 名人 and just like with my 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的 名人 列表 I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell 你 how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to 显示 that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a 列表 like this pretty much just 说 they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my 列表 and please keep in mind this is just my...
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added by shiriny
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 爱情 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, 或者 movie. Please 评论 and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 天鹅 Princess, Anastasia,...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - 你 should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are 你 really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he 说 that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can 你 tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. 你 will never find anybody who can give 你 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell 你 that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling 你 that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed 由 the federal government is entertainment.
5. 你 should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests 你 think she's pregnant unless 你 can see an...
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Man: Where have 你 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 你 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 座位 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 你 sit down.

Man: Your place 或者 mine?
Woman: Both. 你 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 你 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 嘿 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 你 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 你 DON'T PASS THIS ON 你 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Lips-I 爱情 You
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Ear-You Are Special
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Nose-Laughter
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Cheek-Friendship
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Forehead-I Comfort You
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Neck-I Want You
吻乐队(Kiss) On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
吻乐队(Kiss) Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender 吻乐队(Kiss) On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I 迷失 你
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 音乐 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 爱情 them 更多 then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 爱情 these two they start out hating each other then become close 老友记 或者 maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would 你 mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs 你 and takes a little something off 你 would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are 你 sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If 你 say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all 你 want, not like I care if 你 are 或者 aren't...As long as 你 don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 或者 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 你 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 前锋, 期待 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: didyoukno
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the 吉他 for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If 你 get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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added by Rainbow_Veins
Okay, she's kinda getting 更多 famous 由 the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland 圣诞节 日 Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if 你 like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If 你 ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, 唱歌 lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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posted by KataraLover
As many of 你 are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so 你 can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...
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So about a 年 ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video 由 Matt McMuscles on youtobe about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog 街, 街道 is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a 年 later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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