Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 你 already 说 that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three 分钟 later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? 你 told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten 由 a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the 迪士尼 movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant 苹果
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young 小马, 柯尔特 that was abused 由 his two aunts. Where are his parents 你 ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a 迪士尼 film, so don't 问题 it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros 由 the way, I think 你 oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on 最佳, 返回页首 of a hill, and both the house, and 爬坡道, 小山 looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears 下一个 to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs 你 see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as 你 can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, 你 better make it quicker then quickly as 你 can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are 你 yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an 苹果 starts to grow off of the 树 near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because 你 only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was 给 this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big 苹果 appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the 苹果 disappear which makes the 苹果 fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I 说 start the damn car!
Spiker: 你 shouldn't curse. We are in a 迪士尼 movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if 你 say please. Again, this is a 迪士尼 movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The 苹果 crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed 由 fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the 苹果 as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the 苹果 fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the 下一个 part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least 最喜爱的 time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: 由 The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven 由 Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, 你 need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before 你 kill us.
43 分钟 later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took 你 two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did 你 invite us here anyway? On the phone, 你 说 你 had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least 最喜爱的 decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least 最喜爱的 decades of the past. One of my 最喜爱的 decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My 秒 最喜爱的 is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final 最喜爱的 is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least 最喜爱的 decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one 更多 thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: 秒 least 最喜爱的 is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: 你 说 weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? 你 might see Master Sword catch on 火, 消防 again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: 嘿 Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they 说 they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came 由 to see the ammunition 你 have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told 你 Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want 你 to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have 更多 ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see 你 again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do 你 know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected 由 Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: 由 theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: 你 clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the 下一个 episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is 加入 this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when 你 get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, 你 get kicked out of the lobby 由 the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both 加入 the cop server.
Mortomis: 你 know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The 下载 screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a 宝马 M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought 你 wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: 你 need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on 最佳, 返回页首 of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, 你 can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are 你 doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can 显示 me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving 你 drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: 你 mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No 你 bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give 你 two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If 你 get one 更多 ticket, the host will kick 你 out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an 奥迪 into the 墙 which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did 你 push me into the wall?
Kadillack: 你 were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but 你 ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, 你 do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving 你 a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 秒 later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving 你 a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: 你 got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope 你 加入 my lobby again.
Up 下一个 is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? 你 do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm 更多 used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: 你 know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole 你 white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what 你 说 to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make 更多 sense if the ball was black, and 你 说 black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a 表 in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked 更多 angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do 你 think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
下一个 day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each 小马 was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. 你 want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: hypersonic55.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/haruhara-haru...jpg *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell 你
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, 你 need to screw up 更多 when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to 你 buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll 显示 an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, 或者 just give 你 the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the 标题 being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did 你 know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears 下一个 to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon 马 doing a review on a 显示 about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? 下一个 on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that 蜘蛛 Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with 你 guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the 秒 guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after 蜘蛛 Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 蜘蛛 Man gets a real bad 屁股 costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. 蜘蛛 Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see 你 in the 下一个 episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The Leader In 粉丝 Fictions
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 你 already 说 that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three 分钟 later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? 你 told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten 由 a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the 迪士尼 movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant 苹果
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young 小马, 柯尔特 that was abused 由 his two aunts. Where are his parents 你 ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a 迪士尼 film, so don't 问题 it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros 由 the way, I think 你 oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on 最佳, 返回页首 of a hill, and both the house, and 爬坡道, 小山 looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears 下一个 to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs 你 see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as 你 can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, 你 better make it quicker then quickly as 你 can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are 你 yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an 苹果 starts to grow off of the 树 near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because 你 only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was 给 this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big 苹果 appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the 苹果 disappear which makes the 苹果 fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I 说 start the damn car!
Spiker: 你 shouldn't curse. We are in a 迪士尼 movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if 你 say please. Again, this is a 迪士尼 movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The 苹果 crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed 由 fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the 苹果 as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the 苹果 fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the 下一个 part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least 最喜爱的 time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: 由 The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven 由 Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, 你 need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before 你 kill us.
43 分钟 later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took 你 two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did 你 invite us here anyway? On the phone, 你 说 你 had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least 最喜爱的 decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least 最喜爱的 decades of the past. One of my 最喜爱的 decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My 秒 最喜爱的 is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final 最喜爱的 is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least 最喜爱的 decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one 更多 thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: 秒 least 最喜爱的 is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: 你 说 weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? 你 might see Master Sword catch on 火, 消防 again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: 嘿 Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they 说 they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came 由 to see the ammunition 你 have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told 你 Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want 你 to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have 更多 ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see 你 again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do 你 know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected 由 Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: 由 theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: 你 clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the 下一个 episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is 加入 this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when 你 get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, 你 get kicked out of the lobby 由 the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both 加入 the cop server.
Mortomis: 你 know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The 下载 screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a 宝马 M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought 你 wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: 你 need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on 最佳, 返回页首 of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, 你 can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are 你 doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can 显示 me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving 你 drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: 你 mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No 你 bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give 你 two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If 你 get one 更多 ticket, the host will kick 你 out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an 奥迪 into the 墙 which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did 你 push me into the wall?
Kadillack: 你 were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but 你 ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, 你 do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving 你 a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 秒 later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving 你 a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: 你 got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope 你 加入 my lobby again.
Up 下一个 is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? 你 do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm 更多 used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: 你 know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole 你 white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what 你 说 to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make 更多 sense if the ball was black, and 你 说 black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a 表 in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked 更多 angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do 你 think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
下一个 day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each 小马 was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. 你 want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: hypersonic55.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/haruhara-haru...jpg *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell 你
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, 你 need to screw up 更多 when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to 你 buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll 显示 an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, 或者 just give 你 the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the 标题 being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did 你 know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears 下一个 to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon 马 doing a review on a 显示 about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? 下一个 on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that 蜘蛛 Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with 你 guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the 秒 guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after 蜘蛛 Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 蜘蛛 Man gets a real bad 屁股 costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. 蜘蛛 Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see 你 in the 下一个 episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The Leader In 粉丝 Fictions
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
