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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

圣诞节 was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on 圣诞节 Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their 圣诞节 list, when Parker walked in with his.

Wayne & Miss Heart: *Looking at Parker as he walks in*
David: *Walks out of the kitchen, and sees Parker carrying his list* I think I came out of the 厨房 at the wrong time.
Parker: Listen up everyone, *Holding his list, which contains hundreds of various items* This is my 圣诞节 list! Now let's not forget what's important here, huh?

Everyone laughed at Parker, which made him angry.

Parker: Excuse me! I have 给 你 a very important assignment! 你 will get me everything on my 圣诞节 list, 或者 I will personally call Santa, and tell him to put 你 on his Naughty List.
Miss. Heart: That's a good one Parker.
Wayne: That was a good one Miss. Heart.
Miss. Heart: Thank 你 darling.
Parker: Fine. 你 won't get me what I want, I'll get Santa to have 你 all on the Naughty List. Goodbye. *Walks out of The Nut House*
Mr. Nut: *Walks downstairs from his room* Good morning everyone. What did I miss?

Parker was infuriated that no one would give him what he wanted on his 圣诞节 list. He quickly wrote a letter to the North Pole.

Parker: Dear Santa. Nobody at The Nut House will give me what I want on my 圣诞节 List. As punishment for their treason, 你 are to put the following people on your naughty list. Kevin, Liam, David, Liz, Wayne, Miss. Heart...

25 分钟 later

Parker:....and that concludes my business. Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Parker.

Meanwhile at The Nut House.

David: *Places 食物 on the 表 for Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: Thanks Dave.
Kevin: This looks delicious.
Parker: *Kicks the door into The Nut House* Guess what everyone.
Kevin: 你 put us on Santa's naughty list.
Parker: That's right. 你 should have 给 me what I wanted on my 圣诞节 list. *Walks away*
Brown triangle: That's Santa's job. Why is he making us do that for him?
Kevin: 你 never met Parker before, have you?
Brown Triangle: I guess not.
Liam: He's 更多 或者 less a five 年 old in the body of an adult.

On 圣诞节 Eve, Parker watched the stars and moon in the sky.

Parker: 圣诞节 certainly will be a good 日 for me, but not the others. *Gets into his bed, and falls asleep*

On 圣诞节 day, when Parker walked into The Nut House, he saw that everyone seemed very happy.

Parker: Hold on!!
Everyone: *Looking at Parker*
Parker: What's everyone so happy about?
Kevin: We have our 圣诞节 presents.
Liam: Not with us of course, but we all got what we wanted.
Parker: Santa doesn't exist then.
Kevin: Oh yes he does. He's actually here with us.
Santa: *Walks over to Parker from the arcade*
Parker: What?
Santa: 你 don't have to rely on your 老友记 to give 你 presents. That's all my job, along with the help of my elves of course.
Parker: Right. Your elves.
Santa: Now then, 你 come with me, and I'll 显示 你 your presents.
Parker: 你 will?
Santa: Yes. Follow me.

They walked over to Parker's car, and he saw all the presents he wanted inside.

Parker: My presents? But how did you--... oh right. The elves.
Santa: *Chuckles* Now 你 have a merry 圣诞节 Parker, and a happy new year. My sleigh is up this mountain, and I must get there at once.
Parker: *Watching Santa go up a trail*

Ending Theme: link

Parker: Well. That was probably the best 日 of my life.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit 由 his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 24, 2017
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