Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 8: Going Too Far

Song: link

Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!

Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.

Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* 你 two are very lucky that 你 missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do 你 want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle 汤 with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.

Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.

Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a 糖果 shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit 由 confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are 你 doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes 你 think I 偷了 these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After 你 scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, 你 took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do 你 really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*

Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.

Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight 火, 消防 with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.

Back at the nut house.

Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do 你 need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.

Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.

Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do 你 need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank 你 pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give 你 a free 晚餐 tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a 表 waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, 或者 Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.

Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. 心 were having 晚餐 together.

Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did 你 do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*

Inside the kitchen.

Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & 《绿箭侠》 with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the 糖果 商店 where he 偷了 the gummy bears*

Ending Theme: link

Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
糖果 Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

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