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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 14: Faster Than Flying

Narrator: The city of Townsville. Now let's see what's happening today.

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Narrator: I hear a lot of sirens. Where are they coming from?
Cops: *Chasing a big rig pulling a trailer*
Narrator: What got stolen this time?
Grubber: *Holding a Bazooka. He spits his tongue while firing a missile*
Narrator: Oh.
Cops: *Watching one of their cars get blown to smithereens*
Blossom: *Flying with Bubbles, and Buttercup* We'll intersect the Gangreen Gang before they 交叉, 十字架 the bridge.
Bubbles: I think it's too late.
Buttercup: *Watching them 交叉, 十字架 the bridge* We can't let them leave town!! *Flies faster. She picks up the trailer*
Ace: We're almost there!!
Snake: *Watching the trailer fly away in the rear view mirror* 嘿 boss, look behind us!
Ace: *Looks at Buttercup holding the trailer* Oh no! Grubber, Big Billy, and Arturo will be arrested!!
Snake: And they have all the weapons!
Ace: *Pulls out a handgun* Not all of them. *Turns around*
Bubbles: Buttercup, look out!!
Ace: *Fires three times at Buttercup*
Buttercup: *Throws the trailer back at the truck*
Snake: Boss!!

Stop the song. An explosion occurred as the trailer hit the truck.

Blossom: *Closes her eyes* Whoa.
Bubbles: That's one way to stop a bad guy.
Buttercup: Those five won't be anymore trouble now.
Blossom: 你 killed them!
Bubbles: Does this mean 你 don't 爱情 Ace anymore?
Buttercup: *Angrily stares at Bubbles*
Blossom: 你 know, those five could have escaped. We should find something faster than flying to get around Townsville.
Buttercup: Like what?
Bubbles: *Puts her hand on her chin as she thinks*
Blossom: I got it!
Buttercup: What?
Blossom: We'll have our own cars, just like the police.
Buttercup: Uh, Blossom, did 你 forget that we're too young to drive?
Blossom: But we're super heroes. I'm sure they'll make an exception. We could even make our own cars from scratch.
Bubbles: I think me and Buttercup will stick with flying.
Blossom: Fine. 你 have fun letting the bad guys escape, I'll get a 更多 reliable mode of transportation. *Flies away*
Narrator: Most plans seem good at first, but people sometimes don't realize until the last 秒 that they really aren't good at all. Let's hope that Blossom's plan doesn't turn out like that. Another 日 of crime fighting ends with a nice evening filled with relaxtion, and...
Bubbles: Sushi!
Professor Utonium: I got it for 你 while I was picking up a few tools.
Blossom: What kind of tools?
Professor Utonium: Oh, 你 know, tools I use for building, 或者 fixing my inventions.
Narrator: This gave Blossom an idea on how to build her car, but there was one problem.

Midnight, everyone was asleep.

Blossom: The professor sleeps in the lab downstairs, and that's where his tools are. I gotta be very quiet. *Slowly opens the door. She tip toes down to the lab*
Professor Utonium: *Sleeping on his bed*
Blossom: *Using her X-ray vision in the dark to locate the tools. She finds them on a drawer to her left*
Professor Utonium: *Opens one eye*
Blossom: *Tip toeing as she looks back at the professor. She sees that he is facing away from her*
Professor Utonium: *Closes his eye as he turns his head around*

The 下一个 morning, Blossom woke up her sisters.

Blossom: Wake up, wake up!! I did it, I did it, I did it!
Bubbles: *Yawns* Did what?
Blossom: Come and see!

In front of their house, Blossom's car was sitting out on the street.


Buttercup: No way, 你 bought it, and had it shipped here.
Blossom: I did not. I built it myself. I nearly got caught too, because I borrowed the professor's tools.
Bubbles: And that's how 你 built it?
Blossom: Yep. Anyway it's time to patrol Townsville. Meet 你 at City Hall.
Buttercup: Roger. *Takes off with Bubbles*
Blossom: Okay. *Sits in her car* Let's get rolling. *Puts the key in the ignition, and turns it clockwise. The engine does not start* Hm. *Scratching her head* That's odd. *Turns the key again*

The engine still refused to start.

Blossom: I don't believe this. Come on!
Bubbles: *Flying with Buttercup, looking down at the streets* Those streets are pretty crowded.
Buttercup: I don't know what Blossom was thinking. She's gonna be stuck behind a hundred cars while we do all the work.
Narrator: Town hall seems peaceful so far. Buttercup and Bubbles are waiting for their sister.
Bubbles: She's late for our rendezvous.
Buttercup: I told you. That traffic is probably making everyone late.

But it wasn't the traffic that was making Blossom late. Her car wouldn't start, and she was trying for ten 分钟 to get it running.

Blossom: *Blushing* Well, that didn't work either. *Holding something purple* Better return this to my room. *Flies into the house, then quickly returns* I put this piece of 破烂, 垃圾 together the way it's supposed to be. Why won't it start?!?! *Kicks the car, and then it starts* How cliche, but at least it worked. *Gets into her car, and drives*
Narrator: Don't worry girls, your sister is on her way.
Bubbles: *Sitting with Buttercup on a bench* Maybe we should 搜索 the rest of Townsville while we wait for Blossom.
Buttercup: Nuh-uh. We're waiting here for her.
Bubbles: But what if something bad is happening, and we're not there to help?
Buttercup: Blossom told us to meet her here. We're not leaving until she arrives.
Narrator: But then, Mojo Jojo appeared.
Mojo Jojo: *Holding a shotgun* Hello girls! I was about to hold the Mayor hostage, but it looks like 你 can 加入 us.
Bubbles: Well, looks like something bad is happening.

Mojo made the two girls go into Town Hall. Inside the Mayor's office, this was happening.

Mayor: *Eating a pickle* Ah, I 爱情 these delicious things. I could eat these all day!
Mojo Jojo: *Barges in with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Not today 你 will!!
Mayor: *Gasps* Mojo Jojo?!?! 你 won't steal my pickles!!
Mojo Jojo: I'm not here for that.
Mayor: *Confused* 你 don't want my pickles?
Mojo Jojo: I am holding 你 ransom for $100,000,000! If I do not get the sum of $100,000,000 由 5 PM tonight, 你 three will be dead.
Buttercup: Well, who's gonna get the money?
Ms. Bellum: *Walks in*
Mojo Jojo: She will!!
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, girls, are 你 alright?
Bubbles: We're fine.
Buttercup: We're being held hostage for $100,000,000!
Mayor: That's a lot of money, but if 你 don't give it to him, we'll be dead!
Mojo Jojo: And then I will steal your pickles.
Mayor: NO!!!!!! The horror!!!! *Falls down on the floor, and cries*
Bubbles: Poor Mayor.

Blossom was driving to Town Hall, but there was a traffic jam.

Blossom: Come on. How long does it take to get down this street?

All of a sudden, the engine stalled.

Blossom: I think I know why now.

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Mojo Jojo: *Looking at a watch. It says 4:30 PM* Ms. Bellum has half an hour. If she does not arrive with the sum of $100,000,000, 你 three will be dead!
Bubbles: I think we're already aware of that.
Buttercup: Well, 你 know how he is. *Imitating Mojo Jojo* I enjoy repeating myself over and over again! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*
Mojo Jojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! First Bubbles imitates me, then Blossom, and now you, but 你 imitate me incorrectly. I am clear, concise, to the point. I am-
Bubbles: Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: How did 你 know I was about to say that?!?!
Bubbles: Heehee!
Buttercup: It's obvious, 你 say it all the time.

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Blossom: *Trying to get her car to start* Now isn't a good time for this! And it's also not a good place.
People: *Stuck behind Blossom's car, honking their horns*
Blossom: *Turns the key in the ignition again* Start, start, start!
Man 57: I don't have time for this! *Rams into the back of Blossom's car. This makes it start*
Blossom: Hm, this thing seems to enjoy a rough beating. *Continues driving to Town Hall*
Narrator: After four minutes, she finally arrived.
Blossom: Where are my sisters? *Steps out of her car* It did take me a while to get here. Maybe they're inside. *Flies up to peak into the Mayor's office. She gasps when she sees Mojo Jojo, and his hostages*
Mojo Jojo: 25 分钟 left.
Blossom: Nobody holds my sisters hostage! *Fires lasers from her eyes. They break the window, and hit Mojo Jojo*
Mojo Jojo: Ah! *Falls down, dropping his shotgun*
Mayor: Blossom!
Blossom: *Flies into the room* Hello everyone. Sorry about the window.
Mayor: That's okay. Just don't do it again.
Mojo Jojo: *Standing up, he grabs the shotgun*
Bubbles: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision* Nice try Mojo.

Ten 分钟 later.

Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Uuuugh. I hate this place.
Narrator: Despite the failure of Blossom's car, everything still worked out just fine. So once again, the 日 is saved, thanks to.....

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The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Snake, Lil Arturo, and the Mayor
Jeff Bennett as Ace, Grubber, and Big Billy
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jennifer Martin as Ms. Bellum

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from January 10, 2018