Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV 显示 they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the 日 to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's today's crossover parody?
Master Sword: World Of Tank Engines. We're combining the 流行的 videogame, World Of Tanks, with a 流行的 kid's show, Thomas The Tank Engine.
Tom: That's gonna work out really well.
Audience: *Laughing*
World Of Tank Engines
Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.
Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself
Kari was standing 由 her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.
Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to 加入 the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what 你 can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: 你 didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy was tanken
Audience: *Laughing*
I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.
Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: Three?
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: 你 are all going to have 枪 attached to you, and 你 will, I repeat, 你 will, destroy every diesel 你 see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: I had a fat controller who once 说 that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile with Kari.
Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.
Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one 说 luckily no one was hurt yet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!
All the tank engines stopped.
Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an 苹果 from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*
All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.
Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.
Kari: I should've found him 由 now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
小马 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything 你 got.
Kari: Oh crap.
The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.
Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I 偷了 from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back to the tank engines.
Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots 大炮, 加农炮 at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to 你 Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Salty: *Stops* Oh, 你 don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued 由 Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot 由 Percy. Have 你 seen my tank engine Percy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I'll tell 你 where he is if 你 get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the 下一个 part of this episode, Saten Twist, and Aina go to watch a baseball game.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 5: Words That Have Nothing To Do With This Episode
Announcer: Okay. I'm going to say something that I have to say to all of our viewers. If 你 laugh, I'm going to get angry. Let's give it a try. *Clears throat* On the block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Why are 你 laughing?!?
Audience: 你 can't film an article!
Announcer: I quit! *Leaves*
Saten Twist, and Aina were watching a baseball game. It just past the bottom of the 6th, and a special event was going to happen.
随意 Pony: *Playing drums*
Ponies: *Watching a big stunt track*
Biker Pony: *Standing on 最佳, 返回页首 of the stunt track*
Announcer: This is Evel Knievel Jr.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: He will ride his motorbike down a very steep slope, starting at an elevation of 8,000 hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Then, he shall go over three big loops, unless he wants to fall off, and die like his father.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Then, Evel Knievel Jr will jump off a ramp, and go over forty five buses.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: This oughta be fun.
Saten Twist: I hope he dies. I came here to watch baseball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Evel: *Rides down the 8,000 hoof slope*
Announcer: And he's going too fast, and fell off his motorbike. What a terrible 日 for us all, but who cares? Let's get back to the baseball game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I couldn't agree more.
Aina: You're sick.
Saten Twist: Not really. I feel very healthy.
Audience: *Laughing*
And now it's time for Celebrity Jeopardy.
Saten Twist: No it's not! We're not supposed to have another Celebrity Jeopardy skit until 下一个 episode. Until then, I'm going home.
What about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Saten Twist: Come up with something else. *Leaves*
Aina: Maybe he really is feeling sick.
Audience: *Laughing*
In the 下一个 part of this episode, it'll be Bodyshop Ponies.
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.
Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do 你 expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees: Ugh.
Edwina: We came here to fix cars. Not clean!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Get out there now!
Danielle: OKAY!!
Mr. Beddler: *Hides under his desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: Alright everypony, let's go to work.
So they did. The 车库 door was opened, and seven air hoses were plugged in. One for each pony. Except for Mr. Beddler. He was the boss, and didn't want to do anything. Besides, he was still scared of Danielle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Cleaning dust off of a chair*
Tim: *Cleaning the wheel on a rolling chair that is upside down*
Gary: 嘿 Tim. 你 gave me an idea.
Tim: What is it?
Gary: *Sprays air hose at the side of a wheel on a rolling chair*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: *Acting like a child* Oh cool! *Sprays his hose the same direction as Tom's and makes the wheels spin faster* They're all moving in a circle.
Gary: We need 更多 air hoses, and this thing might take off like an airplane.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: It does sound like an airplane.
Mr. Beddler: *Hears noise* What is that? *Walking towards Tim, and Gary*
Tim: Here comes Mr. Beddler.
Gary: *Sprays air hose against the wheels, and makes them stop spinning*
Mr. Beddler: What are 你 two doing?
Gary: What?
Mr. Beddler: I asked 你 a question.
Gary: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Stop 表演 like Vinnie Barbarino from that Welcome Back Potter skit 你 did, and answer my question!
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Gary: When?
Audience: *Clapping*
Mr. Beddler: Tim, 你 better tell me what that noise was.
Tim: It was an airplane. Didn't 你 hear it pass us?
Mr. Beddler: *Thinking* Yeah. I thought 你 two were up to no good. I heard your air hoses at the time, and thought 你 were making some strange noise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Thanks for making some stupid assumption boss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: Yeah. 你 told us to clean this shop, and that's what we're doing.
Mr. Beddler: Forgive me. Get back to work. *Walks away*
Gary: *Quietly laughs* That was close.
Tim: I like how 你 were just asking him questions. What? Where? When?
Audience: *Clapping*
彩虹 Dashed
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, 彩虹 Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi 彩虹 Dash.
彩虹 Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: Can't 你 see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are 你 going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
彩虹 Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
彩虹 Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: 说 彩虹 Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: 说 彩虹 Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share 彩虹 Dash.
Narrator: 说 the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless 你 want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
彩虹 Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: 彩虹 Dash looked 前锋, 期待 to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, 彩虹 Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: 说 彩虹 Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: Mind your own business 你 celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, 彩虹 Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were 下一个 to 彩虹 Dash, and Rachel.
彩虹 Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
彩虹 Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
彩虹 Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and 你 cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and 你 can hear tires skidding.
彩虹 Dash: *Laying on 最佳, 返回页首 of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto 彩虹 Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards 彩虹 Dash.
彩虹 Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on 彩虹 Dash? Have 你 been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And 彩虹 Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the 下一个 part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.
Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: 你 are. If 你 keep 写作 that essay, 你 will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why are we doing something related to English class, when we are supposed to be doing math problems?
Lauren: Better yet, why do we learn about these things with somepony that insults 你 24/7?
Gary: That's what I've been doing to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What? 你 didn't know that calling somepony an idiot was insulting?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I was just messing around. I didn't mean it.
Lauren: Let's not forget yesterday, when 你 说 I smelled like shit. I told 你 I got offended, and 你 said, *Talking like Gary* Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: That was a terrible impression of Gary.
Gary: What about me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: This is how to do it properly. *Clears her throat, and sounds exactly like Tom Hanks* Lauren, 你 smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: That didn't sound anything like me either.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, do 你 see who I have to put up with over here?
Ms. Schultz: Get better perfume.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist walks in the classroom.
Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: I didn't do anything yet. Hold your applause until I actually do something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why are 你 here?
Saten Twist: I'm feeling better after being in that baseball game with *Sees Lauren* Aina, you're here too?
Lauren: Aina? Who's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Twist-
Saten Twist: Don't call me that. There's a very bad 小马 with that name, and my name is Saten Twist.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Whatever. Aren't 你 supposed to be in the Celestia skit in the 下一个 part of this episode?
Saten Twist: No, we're doing a musical instead.
James: Hah! Gaaaaaaay!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: James, what did I tell 你 about saying that word?
James: Your mother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Before I go, *Looks at James* Your mother is so fat, that she needs a 起重机 to go upstairs. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: A your mother joke?
Gary: Was he for real?
James: I heard better insults from my baby brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.
Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks 你 guys.
Master Sword: What caused 你 to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*
Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.
Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did 你 find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner 说 it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: 或者 he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do 你 plan to go with that thing?
Heartsong: 1966! *Hits button*
Everypony appeared 下一个 to each other.
Snow Wonder: How did this happen?
Heartsong: I pushed a button.
Tom: She wants to know how we all ended up here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I know.
Annie: There's only one thing I can think of for us to do in this situation.
Master Sword: Go back to the 年 2014?
Annie: No! Go to different places, and dance to music!
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
Tom: What's taking so long for this song to start? *Hears the song* There we go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Dancing in a building*
Snow Wonder: *Dancing at a park*
Saten Twist: *Dancing in the middle of an intersection* I don't care if I die!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Dancing on 最佳, 返回页首 of a train*
Train Ponies: *Dancing on the ground 由 the train*
Annie: *Dancing at Alcatraz*
Blaze: *Dancing on the beach* Why are we dancing in so many different places?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Dancing in front of Sugarcube Corner*
Mortomis: *Dancing on Manehattan Bridge* How come he's in Ponyville, and I'm in Manehattan?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Dances at the intersection*
Ponies: *Passing 由 in cars*
Astrel Sky: *Dancing on 最佳, 返回页首 of a pyramid* How am I going to get down?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sophie Shimmer: *Dancing in London* 嘿 british ponies, who wants to dance with me?
British Ponies: *Dancing with Sophie Shimmer*
Sophie Shimmer: *Continues dancing* Bloody hell. There's a lot of ponies here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: *Dancing in Miami*
Master Sword: *Dancing in Las Pegasus*
小马 in car: Queer! *Drives away*
Master Sword: And I 爱情 你 too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: *Dancing at an airport*
Pilot: *Crashes a plane in a building behind Pleiades*
Pleiades: *Continues dancing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Dancing 由 an ice cream store* Come on, 你 knew I was gonna end up here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Dancing on train. She feels it slowly moving* Is it moving? Should I get off?
Director: Stay on there, 或者 you're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Still dancing at the intersection, and sees a cement truck pass him* They had those back then?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: *Dancing at the airport*
Ponies: *Running from building on fire*
Pleiades: Nopony wants to dance with me? Oh well.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: Okay, that's enough. *Goes to time machine, and goes back to 2014*
Everypony ended up back on the block with Heartsong.
Tom: Seriously. How do 你 end up having us end up where 你 go in that thing, when we're no where near you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: Luck I guess.
Master Sword: And that's all the time we have for now. I'm Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery.
Master Sword: See 你 in the 下一个 episode of.
Everypony: On The Block!
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment Copyright 2014
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV 显示 they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the 日 to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's today's crossover parody?
Master Sword: World Of Tank Engines. We're combining the 流行的 videogame, World Of Tanks, with a 流行的 kid's show, Thomas The Tank Engine.
Tom: That's gonna work out really well.
Audience: *Laughing*
World Of Tank Engines
Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.
Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself
Kari was standing 由 her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.
Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to 加入 the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what 你 can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: 你 didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy was tanken
Audience: *Laughing*
I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.
Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: Three?
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: 你 are all going to have 枪 attached to you, and 你 will, I repeat, 你 will, destroy every diesel 你 see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: I had a fat controller who once 说 that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile with Kari.
Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.
Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one 说 luckily no one was hurt yet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!
All the tank engines stopped.
Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an 苹果 from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*
All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.
Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.
Kari: I should've found him 由 now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
小马 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything 你 got.
Kari: Oh crap.
The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.
Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I 偷了 from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back to the tank engines.
Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots 大炮, 加农炮 at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to 你 Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Salty: *Stops* Oh, 你 don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued 由 Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot 由 Percy. Have 你 seen my tank engine Percy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I'll tell 你 where he is if 你 get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the 下一个 part of this episode, Saten Twist, and Aina go to watch a baseball game.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 5: Words That Have Nothing To Do With This Episode
Announcer: Okay. I'm going to say something that I have to say to all of our viewers. If 你 laugh, I'm going to get angry. Let's give it a try. *Clears throat* On the block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Why are 你 laughing?!?
Audience: 你 can't film an article!
Announcer: I quit! *Leaves*
Saten Twist, and Aina were watching a baseball game. It just past the bottom of the 6th, and a special event was going to happen.
随意 Pony: *Playing drums*
Ponies: *Watching a big stunt track*
Biker Pony: *Standing on 最佳, 返回页首 of the stunt track*
Announcer: This is Evel Knievel Jr.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: He will ride his motorbike down a very steep slope, starting at an elevation of 8,000 hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Then, he shall go over three big loops, unless he wants to fall off, and die like his father.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Then, Evel Knievel Jr will jump off a ramp, and go over forty five buses.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: This oughta be fun.
Saten Twist: I hope he dies. I came here to watch baseball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Evel: *Rides down the 8,000 hoof slope*
Announcer: And he's going too fast, and fell off his motorbike. What a terrible 日 for us all, but who cares? Let's get back to the baseball game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I couldn't agree more.
Aina: You're sick.
Saten Twist: Not really. I feel very healthy.
Audience: *Laughing*
And now it's time for Celebrity Jeopardy.
Saten Twist: No it's not! We're not supposed to have another Celebrity Jeopardy skit until 下一个 episode. Until then, I'm going home.
What about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Saten Twist: Come up with something else. *Leaves*
Aina: Maybe he really is feeling sick.
Audience: *Laughing*
In the 下一个 part of this episode, it'll be Bodyshop Ponies.
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.
Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do 你 expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees: Ugh.
Edwina: We came here to fix cars. Not clean!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Get out there now!
Danielle: OKAY!!
Mr. Beddler: *Hides under his desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: Alright everypony, let's go to work.
So they did. The 车库 door was opened, and seven air hoses were plugged in. One for each pony. Except for Mr. Beddler. He was the boss, and didn't want to do anything. Besides, he was still scared of Danielle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Cleaning dust off of a chair*
Tim: *Cleaning the wheel on a rolling chair that is upside down*
Gary: 嘿 Tim. 你 gave me an idea.
Tim: What is it?
Gary: *Sprays air hose at the side of a wheel on a rolling chair*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: *Acting like a child* Oh cool! *Sprays his hose the same direction as Tom's and makes the wheels spin faster* They're all moving in a circle.
Gary: We need 更多 air hoses, and this thing might take off like an airplane.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: It does sound like an airplane.
Mr. Beddler: *Hears noise* What is that? *Walking towards Tim, and Gary*
Tim: Here comes Mr. Beddler.
Gary: *Sprays air hose against the wheels, and makes them stop spinning*
Mr. Beddler: What are 你 two doing?
Gary: What?
Mr. Beddler: I asked 你 a question.
Gary: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Stop 表演 like Vinnie Barbarino from that Welcome Back Potter skit 你 did, and answer my question!
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Gary: When?
Audience: *Clapping*
Mr. Beddler: Tim, 你 better tell me what that noise was.
Tim: It was an airplane. Didn't 你 hear it pass us?
Mr. Beddler: *Thinking* Yeah. I thought 你 two were up to no good. I heard your air hoses at the time, and thought 你 were making some strange noise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Thanks for making some stupid assumption boss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: Yeah. 你 told us to clean this shop, and that's what we're doing.
Mr. Beddler: Forgive me. Get back to work. *Walks away*
Gary: *Quietly laughs* That was close.
Tim: I like how 你 were just asking him questions. What? Where? When?
Audience: *Clapping*
彩虹 Dashed
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, 彩虹 Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi 彩虹 Dash.
彩虹 Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: Can't 你 see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are 你 going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
彩虹 Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
彩虹 Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: 说 彩虹 Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: 说 彩虹 Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share 彩虹 Dash.
Narrator: 说 the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless 你 want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
彩虹 Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: 彩虹 Dash looked 前锋, 期待 to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, 彩虹 Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: 说 彩虹 Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: Mind your own business 你 celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, 彩虹 Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were 下一个 to 彩虹 Dash, and Rachel.
彩虹 Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
彩虹 Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
彩虹 Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and 你 cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and 你 can hear tires skidding.
彩虹 Dash: *Laying on 最佳, 返回页首 of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto 彩虹 Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards 彩虹 Dash.
彩虹 Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on 彩虹 Dash? Have 你 been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And 彩虹 Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the 下一个 part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.
Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: 你 are. If 你 keep 写作 that essay, 你 will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why are we doing something related to English class, when we are supposed to be doing math problems?
Lauren: Better yet, why do we learn about these things with somepony that insults 你 24/7?
Gary: That's what I've been doing to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What? 你 didn't know that calling somepony an idiot was insulting?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I was just messing around. I didn't mean it.
Lauren: Let's not forget yesterday, when 你 说 I smelled like shit. I told 你 I got offended, and 你 said, *Talking like Gary* Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: That was a terrible impression of Gary.
Gary: What about me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: This is how to do it properly. *Clears her throat, and sounds exactly like Tom Hanks* Lauren, 你 smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: That didn't sound anything like me either.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, do 你 see who I have to put up with over here?
Ms. Schultz: Get better perfume.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist walks in the classroom.
Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: I didn't do anything yet. Hold your applause until I actually do something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why are 你 here?
Saten Twist: I'm feeling better after being in that baseball game with *Sees Lauren* Aina, you're here too?
Lauren: Aina? Who's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Twist-
Saten Twist: Don't call me that. There's a very bad 小马 with that name, and my name is Saten Twist.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Whatever. Aren't 你 supposed to be in the Celestia skit in the 下一个 part of this episode?
Saten Twist: No, we're doing a musical instead.
James: Hah! Gaaaaaaay!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: James, what did I tell 你 about saying that word?
James: Your mother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Before I go, *Looks at James* Your mother is so fat, that she needs a 起重机 to go upstairs. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: A your mother joke?
Gary: Was he for real?
James: I heard better insults from my baby brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.
Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks 你 guys.
Master Sword: What caused 你 to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*
Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.
Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did 你 find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner 说 it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: 或者 he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do 你 plan to go with that thing?
Heartsong: 1966! *Hits button*
Everypony appeared 下一个 to each other.
Snow Wonder: How did this happen?
Heartsong: I pushed a button.
Tom: She wants to know how we all ended up here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I know.
Annie: There's only one thing I can think of for us to do in this situation.
Master Sword: Go back to the 年 2014?
Annie: No! Go to different places, and dance to music!
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
Tom: What's taking so long for this song to start? *Hears the song* There we go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Dancing in a building*
Snow Wonder: *Dancing at a park*
Saten Twist: *Dancing in the middle of an intersection* I don't care if I die!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Dancing on 最佳, 返回页首 of a train*
Train Ponies: *Dancing on the ground 由 the train*
Annie: *Dancing at Alcatraz*
Blaze: *Dancing on the beach* Why are we dancing in so many different places?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Dancing in front of Sugarcube Corner*
Mortomis: *Dancing on Manehattan Bridge* How come he's in Ponyville, and I'm in Manehattan?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Dances at the intersection*
Ponies: *Passing 由 in cars*
Astrel Sky: *Dancing on 最佳, 返回页首 of a pyramid* How am I going to get down?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sophie Shimmer: *Dancing in London* 嘿 british ponies, who wants to dance with me?
British Ponies: *Dancing with Sophie Shimmer*
Sophie Shimmer: *Continues dancing* Bloody hell. There's a lot of ponies here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: *Dancing in Miami*
Master Sword: *Dancing in Las Pegasus*
小马 in car: Queer! *Drives away*
Master Sword: And I 爱情 你 too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: *Dancing at an airport*
Pilot: *Crashes a plane in a building behind Pleiades*
Pleiades: *Continues dancing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Dancing 由 an ice cream store* Come on, 你 knew I was gonna end up here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Dancing on train. She feels it slowly moving* Is it moving? Should I get off?
Director: Stay on there, 或者 you're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Still dancing at the intersection, and sees a cement truck pass him* They had those back then?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: *Dancing at the airport*
Ponies: *Running from building on fire*
Pleiades: Nopony wants to dance with me? Oh well.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: Okay, that's enough. *Goes to time machine, and goes back to 2014*
Everypony ended up back on the block with Heartsong.
Tom: Seriously. How do 你 end up having us end up where 你 go in that thing, when we're no where near you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: Luck I guess.
Master Sword: And that's all the time we have for now. I'm Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery.
Master Sword: See 你 in the 下一个 episode of.
Everypony: On The Block!
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
