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Note: 《冰雪奇缘》 is owned 由 Disney, not me. I hope that 你 have fun 阅读 and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and 皇后乐队 Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do 你 miss swimming?"

Elsa 说 "Well I guess I do."

Anna 说 "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa 说 "Problem?"

Anna 说 "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa 说 "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna 说 "Don't worry. I've been to this lake a few times. Nobody ever goes there. Lets check it out."

Elsa replied "Okay. Sounds like fun."

Anna and Elsa told the kingdom workers about what they were doing. There was no business to do so the 2 sisters were allowed to go. Anna grabbed a bag that she brought with her.

Anna and Elsa walked out of the kingdom. Elsa asked "How far away is the lake?"

Anna replied "2 miles away."

Elsa 说 "That would take a long time for us to walk to."

Anna 说 "I wish the lake was closer by."

The Duke of Weselton was nearby, because of a business deal he had with a company nearby.

Anna 说 "Actually the lake might be 5 miles, but if we run it might not take so long."

The Duke of Weselton laughed and stated "You silly fools are wasting your time which I don't mind. In fact I won't tell 你 that there's a unpopulated lake half a mile away."

Anna replied "You accidentally helped us Mr. Weaseltown."

The Duke 说 "Darnit."

A short time later the 2 sisters were near the lake. They stood in front of some trees so tall that they could barely see the lake. Anna opened up the bag that she brought with her. She pulled out 2 towels.

Elsa uttered "I hope 你 brought our swimsuits."

Anna replied "I'm sorry, but they were in the washing machine."

Elsa asked "Then what should we do?"

Anna 说 "Skinny dip. There's nobody else around so we'll have privacy."

Elsa 说 "Okay."

Anna and Elsa took off their clothes and put on the towels. Anna 说 "I'll race you. The first one that gets into the water first wins." Elsa nodded.

The 2 sisters started running. They were both running well, but Elsa suddenly stood still. Elsa tried to speak, but 由 then Anna was in the lake. Anna asked "Why did 你 give up?"

Elsa nervously 说 "We're not the only ones here." Anna looked around and realized that a bunch of people were at the lake. The Duke of Weselton tricked them into going to a public lake.

Anna 说 "This probably isn't a private lake." Thankfully Elsa had a towel on and Anna went into the lake so fast that nobody saw her. Anna whispered "I need help Elsa."

Elsa 说 "Don't worry." Elsa walked up to the lake and handed Anna the other towel. Anna put on the towel before any of the other people saw her.

Anna asked "What should we do?"

Elsa replied "Escape before we make ourselves look like fools. We'll get dressed behind the trees."

Anna and Elsa were so nervous that they ran. They went behind the trees and got dressed before being seen.

Anna 说 "We could go to a unpopulated lake."

Elsa stated "Not today."

Anna and Elsa went home. 1 of the maids asked "How was your swimming day?"

Anna replied "Special, but not in good ways."

A week had gone 由 since Anna and Elsa's accidental visit to the public lake. The 2 sisters wanted to actually swim. Thankfully Anna had a plan.

Anna walked into the living room of the kingdom and stated "We should go swimming today."

Elsa 说 "But I don't want us to make another embarrassing mistake."

Anna tried to calm Elsa down 由 saying "I went to a nearby private lake yesterday so I know how to get there. Plus it's not that far away."

Elsa asked "Are 你 sure it's not a public lake?"

Anna replied "I hanged out there for hours yesterday. Nobody came by. Please trust me."

Elsa 说 "Okay."

Anna grabbed the towel bag. She and Elsa started walking to the lake. The Duke of Weselton saw them and asked "What are 你 2 monsters up to?"

Anna replied "We're going to the lake."

The Duke 说 "You're probably going to go to that ugly lake nearby. Everybody avoids that plain looking place."

Anna 说 "I'm thankful for that." Anna and Elsa continued walking while the Duke angrily stared at them.

About 15 分钟 later Anna and Elsa were near the lake. Elsa 说 "Thankfully the river is close enough to home. I hope 你 brought our swimsuits this time."

Anna replied "I count on 你 to remember these things instead of me. Don't worry. Nobody uses this lake. We don't need swimsuits."

Elsa asked "Are 你 completely sure nobody will be there?"

Anna replied "I've been at this lake 6 days in a row and I never saw people. I promise we'll be okay."

Elsa 说 "Okay."

The 2 sisters were almost at the lake so they got undressed. They put on the towels and started running to the lake.

Anna 说 "I'll get to the lake before 你 do."

Elsa replied "I might beat 你 there this time."

Anna and Elsa arrived at the lake. They took off their towels. Elsa heard noises. People were starting to hang out near the lake. The Duke of Weselton had lied to the people about the lake area being a great place for picnics. There weren't any tables for the people to have picnics on, but the area had a good view of trees and even a 彩虹 so the people stayed.

Anna was about to get into the lake. Elsa whispered "I heard people." Anna and Elsa looked around and saw the people. The 2 sisters were so scared they could barely move.

Anna and Elsa managed to run to their towels and put them on before the people saw them. The 2 sisters breathed sighs of relief.

1 woman saw the 2 towel clad sisters and 说 "It's the princess and queen."

Elsa nervously 说 "Hi. It's nice to meet you."

A different woman 说 "You 2 should 加入 our picnic."

Anna 说 "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're underdressed for even that. Please excuse us."

Anna and Elsa walked out of the lake area and got dressed.

On the walk 首页 Elsa 说 "Most embarrassing 日 ever." The Duke of Weselton overheard her and laughed.

Anna 说 "Stop it 你 weasel."

Since the last 2 times Anna and Elsa went to a lake didn't work they decided to go an actual swimming pool this time.

Anna 说 "The lakes have pretty 查看 of nature, but 你 suggesting to go to a swimming pool is a better idea."

Elsa 说 "Thank 你 Anna. I made sure to bring our swimsuits."

Anna replied "Thank goodness for that."

Anna and Elsa went to the female changing room and got on their swimsuits. Anna wore a green 泳装, 游泳衣 and Elsa wore a blue swimsuit.

Elsa gently went into the pool, but Anna jumped in. Anna 说 "That was wicked fun."

Elsa replied "That was wicked crazy."

The Duke of Weselton asked "What are 你 monsters doing here?"

Anna replied "Swimming of course. What are 你 doing here?"

The Duke 说 "I didn't know that this was a swimming pool."

Elsa asked "What did 你 assume it was?"

The Duke replied "I thought it was a water museum."

Anna whispered "Weirdo."

Anna and Elsa swam around. They hadn't swam in months so at first they weren't swimming that great, but later on they started swimming much better and even faster.

Anna 说 "Lets find out which of us can swim to the end of the pool the fastest."

Elsa replied "Okay Anna."

Anna and Elsa swam faster than ever before. They felt colder as they reached the end of the pool.

Anna 说 "We both swam so fast that I don't even know which of us won."

Elsa replied "We both did a good job." Elsa looked down and whispered "I 迷失 my swimsuit."

Anna stated "I feel like I 迷失 a 泳装, 游泳衣 too." Anna looked down and 说 "I did."

Elsa 说 "We swam so fast that our swimsuits slipped off."

Anna and Elsa looked around for their swimsuits. The Duke of Weselton grabbed them out of the pool and 说 "I don't know who these used to belong to, but now I can sell them." The Duke walked out with the swimsuits.

Anna 说 "Nobody can see our bodies while we're in the swimming pool so we're okay."

Elsa asked "But how are we supposed to get to the female changing room without people seeing us?"

Anna thought about it and 说 "I have an idea, but it's crazy."

Elsa was nervous. She asked "What will we do?" Anna whispered her plan to Elsa.

A few 分钟 later the 2 sisters both rolled like a ball. They rolled out of the swimming pool. Doing that got them 更多 attention from the people, but it saved anybody from seeing too much. They rolled to the female changing room.

Anna 说 "Wow. That was so much fun. Do 你 wanna try that when we're at the kingdom?"

Elsa replied "Most embarrassing moment I've ever had."
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5. frozen
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20. 由 itself

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