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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and 说 "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant 说 "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice 说 "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant 说 "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice 说 "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant 说 "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice 说 "What?"
Tarrant 说 "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice 说 "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant 说 "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice 说 "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant 说 "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue 泳装, 游泳衣 to Alice. Tarrant 说 "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant 说 "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice 说 "I got on this 粉, 粉色 floating hat."
Tarrant 说 "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice 说 "Yes sir."
The Dormouse 说 "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant 说 "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit 说 "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She 说 "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He 说 "That's wonderful."
Alice 说 "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant 说 "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice 说 "Um okay."
Tarrant 说 "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on 最佳, 返回页首 of each other."
Alice 说 "How cool."
Tarrant 说 "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 更多 hats on Alice's head. Tarrant 说 "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice 说 "Oh no."
Tarrant 说 "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse 说 "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant 说 "Really? This isn't good."
The March 野兔 说 "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant 说 "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He 说 "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He 说 "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice 说 "Tarrant 你 saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant 说 "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice 说 "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and 说 "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant 说 "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue 泳装, 游泳衣 got ripped apart." Alice's 泳装, 游泳衣 was destroyed. A bare Alice ran to the changing room. Tarrant 说 "Where is Alice?"
Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat 说 "Wrong room."
Alice 说 "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few 分钟 later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant 说 "I'm sorry that 你 almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice 说 "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant 说 "And 你 are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. 由 the way do 你 feel alright? Do 你 need CPR?"
Alice 说 "No."
Tarrant 说 "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice 说 "How were 你 allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant 说 "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and 说 "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant 说 "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice 说 "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant 说 "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice 说 "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant 说 "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice 说 "What?"
Tarrant 说 "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice 说 "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant 说 "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice 说 "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant 说 "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue 泳装, 游泳衣 to Alice. Tarrant 说 "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant 说 "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice 说 "I got on this 粉, 粉色 floating hat."
Tarrant 说 "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice 说 "Yes sir."
The Dormouse 说 "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant 说 "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit 说 "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She 说 "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He 说 "That's wonderful."
Alice 说 "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant 说 "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice 说 "Um okay."
Tarrant 说 "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on 最佳, 返回页首 of each other."
Alice 说 "How cool."
Tarrant 说 "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 更多 hats on Alice's head. Tarrant 说 "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice 说 "Oh no."
Tarrant 说 "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse 说 "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant 说 "Really? This isn't good."
The March 野兔 说 "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant 说 "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He 说 "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He 说 "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice 说 "Tarrant 你 saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant 说 "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice 说 "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and 说 "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant 说 "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue 泳装, 游泳衣 got ripped apart." Alice's 泳装, 游泳衣 was destroyed. A bare Alice ran to the changing room. Tarrant 说 "Where is Alice?"
Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat 说 "Wrong room."
Alice 说 "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few 分钟 later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant 说 "I'm sorry that 你 almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice 说 "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant 说 "And 你 are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. 由 the way do 你 feel alright? Do 你 need CPR?"
Alice 说 "No."
Tarrant 说 "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice 说 "How were 你 allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant 说 "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
