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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: 你 Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: 你 seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's what. The grocery store has too much work for me to do, and to 最佳, 返回页首 it all off, Liam arrived to buy a watermelon!
Miss. Heart: He saw you?!
Wayne: No, but I was scared to do anything about it. My co-workers even told me to pay attention.
Miss. Heart: They 说 that to you?
Wayne: Yeah!
Miss. Heart: They have no right to do something that terrible. Who do they think they are to speak to 你 that way?
Wayne: I don't know! *Sighs* Let's talk about it tomorrow, and get some sleep.
Miss. Heart: Okay. *Puts her book 下一个 to a lamp, and turns off the lights*

下一个 日 at the nut house.

Mr. Nut: *At Wayne, and Miss. Heart's table* Boy, 你 look tired Wayne. Anything I can do for you?
Miss. Heart: Just get us a 牛扒, 牛排 with A1 sauce, and 洋葱 rings. Don't forget the beer.
Mr. Nut: Coming right your way. *Goes to the kitchen*
Wayne: Now what?
Miss. Heart: 你 got to force everyone at the store to respect you.
Wayne: I know just how to do it. They won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with them.

IGA, the store that Wayne works at. Once he walked in, he clocked in, and walked to his co-workers working in the dairy section.

Wayne: Listen up everyone!
Others: *Working*
Wayne: Yo! I'm talking to you!
Others: *Stop what they're doing, and turn around to look at Wayne*
Wayne: 你 haven't been giving me the treatment I deserve.
Yellow Square: You're right. We should be hitting 你 until 你 bleed.
Wayne: That's not what I meant. 你 won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with you. Three words will make 你 think twice before 你 do 更多 wrong to me. I demand respect!
Yellow Square: That's it?
橙子, 橙色 Circle: He obviously doesn't know how life works.
Yellow Square: Let me handle this.

Back home.

Miss. Heart: *In bed, 阅读 a book*
Wayne: *Limps into the room with a black eye, and a bloody nose*
Miss. Heart: *Gasps when she sees Wayne* What happened?
Wayne: What happened, what do 你 mean what happened? They beat me up.
Miss. Heart: Who's they?
Wayne: My co-workers. *Gets into bed* I'm sorry, but your plan was no good. The boss even thought I started the fight, and 说 if I start another one, I'll get fired.
Miss. Heart: But 你 didn't start the fight. Did you?
Wayne: Of course not.

There was three 秒 of silence, and then....

Wayne: I think it's time to 移动 on. Find a different job.
Miss. Heart: Are 你 sure Wayne?
Wayne: It maybe complicated to find jobs nowadays, but anything is better than that grocery store.

Wayne was back at the nut house. He had twenty 分钟 until it was time to work at IGA.

Wayne: *Holding a black sharpie* My lucky marker. *Looking at brown paper* And a paper towel from the bathroom. *Takes the 帽 off his marker, and doodles with his eyes closed* Boy. This is much 更多 complicated than I thought. How am I going to tell my boss that I want to quit, and 移动 onto something else? It's just too complicated. Way too complicated.
Kevin: *Appears behind Wayne* Is that a bird?
Wayne: What? *Opens his eyes, and looks at what he drew* Why, yes it is.

Wayne didn't realize it yet, but he drew a cardinal. The detail was amazing.

Kevin: 你 know, Parker makes a lot of money in drawings like that. 你 should talk to him. Perhaps 你 can work together.
Wayne: 你 know what Kevin? I usually try to avoid you, and your friend Liam, but I like your idea. I will try it.
Kevin: Good. I wish 你 luck. *Walks away*
Wayne: *Looks at the bird again* This gives me another idea.

At IGA, the manager, a brown 五角大楼 was sitting on a bench. She was smoking a cigarette looking at the parking lot in front of her. It was full of Lincolns, and Chryslers. Then, Wayne arrived in a black '56 Bel Air.

Ending Theme: link

Wayne: *Stops in front of Tammy* 嘿 Tammy!
Tammy: *Staring at Wayne* You're ten 分钟 late!
Wayne: It doesn't matter. *Drops a brown paper towel* Read that, and find out why! *Does a burn out as he drives away*
Tammy: *Goes to the paper towel, picks it up, and reads it*

Dear Tammy, I quit. Signed, Wayne

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 5, 2016
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done 由 ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done 由 me, it is done 由
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps 前锋, 期待 before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell 你 that I 爱情 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that 你 hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell 你 that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me 你 could care less.

I'm here to hug 你 when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell 你 how smart 你 are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell 你 that I 爱情 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that 你 hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before 你 read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, 或者 even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take 你 down a dark road - one that once 你 start, 你 can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull 你 out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. 龙 say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. 鱼 say blub blub blub.

13. 独角兽 say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And 你 ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know 你 better than 你 know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but 你 start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but 你 turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will 你 believe,...
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mysterious 爱情

- chapter 13-





"Ok 你 can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought 你 would like them."
"Well 你 were right! " Then I realized I was 表演 like a 6 年 old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not 表演 like a six 年 old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I 说 the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when 你 smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll 显示 you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are 你 kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope 你 like it. Please 评论 down below about what 你 like, what 你 don’t like, and what 你 want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice 阅读 and 写作 in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn 更多 about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移动 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 首页 and found the wife preparing 晚餐 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 更多 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 回复 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 你 simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I 爱情 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
added by tanyya
Ok so we all hear 爱情 stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one 日 she was walking in the halls with her 老友记 and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) 说 in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie 说 "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah 说 "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie 说 "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat 由 Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....
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I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze 视频 on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot 更多 simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge 粉, 粉色 Floyd 粉丝 before this album. Obviously I do 爱情 them now.. The 墙 really made a 粉, 粉色 Floyd...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. 你 know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and 移动 right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the 月 this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first 日 of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first 日 of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: 嘿 Master Sword, 下一个 time 你 interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW 年 ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some 枪 into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I 爱情 Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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posted by peterparkerrbu
Every link game has two essential components: a 列表 of words and a letter grid that appears random. The players must 搜索 the grid for the listed words and drag their 老鼠, 鼠标 over them to highlight them. The 列表 is automatically rubbed out for each word that is highlighted.

The words can be shown backwards, diagonally, horizontally, and vertically. The words are divided into categories 或者 topics in order to assist players with their requests.
Game rules
The player who is the youngest at the start of the game goes first. Before revealing the first word, rotate the playing board in a clockwise...
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