#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing 由 a 树 overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.
JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!
STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.
#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when 你 whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...
"Fella's got to eat. Fella's got to eat!"
#3:
An old woman begs 你 to find her fiancee. 你 ask around and discover where he is. Simple, right? Wrong. Turns out the man is dead and buried, his tombstone 阅读 that he died from a concussion. Even weirder. The guy's been dead for twenty years.. Either his fiancee has totally 迷失 it, 或者 she's dead too, and this whole time 你 were talking to a ghost.
#4:
你 do a innocent mission of getting some 花 for a old man, to celebrate his anniversy.
All sweet and heartwarming till 你 find out, he is keeping her decaying corpse, and believes she's still alive.. Easy to say, John was uncomfortable.
#5:
The mission "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Bandit". When 你 finally shoot off the wood that's keeping the 谷仓 door closed, there's a cutscene of a naked body swinging on the 谷仓 rafters. Worse., There is a woman in there, so she spent who knows how long, terrified with the naked corpse of her friend/relative before John and the deputies could reach her. After the ordeal, 你 see the surviving women, huddled together and they're traumatized, their faces are bloodied and bruised and their shirts are torn... And what makes that whole mission even worse? Those three women 你 save are the LUCKY ones! Everyone else is either dead, 或者 tortured / raped AND dead. They are the only ones 你 were able to save, possibly after they themselves have been tortured / raped, and 你 almost didn't even manage that! Try not to think about how often something like this may have happened in the Real Life old west.
#6:
The mission "Hanging Bonnie MacFarlane". 标题 pretty much speaks for itself, but John enters the Marshal's office where Drew is present and terrified as Bonnie has been kidnapped. A gang member then rides 由 and threatens the Marshal to return one of their imprisoned gang members, 或者 his group will "let out all their anger, and their loneliness" on Bonnie. Shudder. Luckily John and the others will arrive in time before they seriously harm Bonnie, but as 你 save her from being hanged her clothes are torn and she's covered in bruises, meaning they still gave her a beating. She appears to recover quickly (seeming fine when 你 meet her again several weeks later), but had it been 更多 realistic Bonnie would probably have needed a lot of time to recover from the mental trauma.
#7:
When 你 take into consideration the games overarching theme of the progress of civilization, John and Jack's conversation before the last mission about airplanes being machines that can "turn men into angels" takes a much darker tone when 你 realize that airplanes aren't the only machines mentioned in the game that make men into angels. 枪 do too.
#8:
Being attacked 由 a bear..
#9: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
From a group of undead devouring a pile of corpses, civilians transforming right before your eyes, deranged cannibals who invite 你 for a "bite" and turn their 枪 on 你 if 你 decline, and more. One of the 更多 disturbing ones is coming across a sobbing man sitting 下一个 to a dead man, likely a friend 或者 relative. The dead man rises as an undead and the living man is forced to shoot him... Right before turning the gun on himself.
#10: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
Related one..
Also counts as depressing.
Those people that say "thank the lord, I thought 你 were dead", to the zombie of their lover 或者 family member.. Espically if 你 don't save them.
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing 由 a 树 overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.
JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!
STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.
#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when 你 whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...
"Fella's got to eat. Fella's got to eat!"
#3:
An old woman begs 你 to find her fiancee. 你 ask around and discover where he is. Simple, right? Wrong. Turns out the man is dead and buried, his tombstone 阅读 that he died from a concussion. Even weirder. The guy's been dead for twenty years.. Either his fiancee has totally 迷失 it, 或者 she's dead too, and this whole time 你 were talking to a ghost.
#4:
你 do a innocent mission of getting some 花 for a old man, to celebrate his anniversy.
All sweet and heartwarming till 你 find out, he is keeping her decaying corpse, and believes she's still alive.. Easy to say, John was uncomfortable.
#5:
The mission "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Bandit". When 你 finally shoot off the wood that's keeping the 谷仓 door closed, there's a cutscene of a naked body swinging on the 谷仓 rafters. Worse., There is a woman in there, so she spent who knows how long, terrified with the naked corpse of her friend/relative before John and the deputies could reach her. After the ordeal, 你 see the surviving women, huddled together and they're traumatized, their faces are bloodied and bruised and their shirts are torn... And what makes that whole mission even worse? Those three women 你 save are the LUCKY ones! Everyone else is either dead, 或者 tortured / raped AND dead. They are the only ones 你 were able to save, possibly after they themselves have been tortured / raped, and 你 almost didn't even manage that! Try not to think about how often something like this may have happened in the Real Life old west.
#6:
The mission "Hanging Bonnie MacFarlane". 标题 pretty much speaks for itself, but John enters the Marshal's office where Drew is present and terrified as Bonnie has been kidnapped. A gang member then rides 由 and threatens the Marshal to return one of their imprisoned gang members, 或者 his group will "let out all their anger, and their loneliness" on Bonnie. Shudder. Luckily John and the others will arrive in time before they seriously harm Bonnie, but as 你 save her from being hanged her clothes are torn and she's covered in bruises, meaning they still gave her a beating. She appears to recover quickly (seeming fine when 你 meet her again several weeks later), but had it been 更多 realistic Bonnie would probably have needed a lot of time to recover from the mental trauma.
#7:
When 你 take into consideration the games overarching theme of the progress of civilization, John and Jack's conversation before the last mission about airplanes being machines that can "turn men into angels" takes a much darker tone when 你 realize that airplanes aren't the only machines mentioned in the game that make men into angels. 枪 do too.
#8:
Being attacked 由 a bear..
#9: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
From a group of undead devouring a pile of corpses, civilians transforming right before your eyes, deranged cannibals who invite 你 for a "bite" and turn their 枪 on 你 if 你 decline, and more. One of the 更多 disturbing ones is coming across a sobbing man sitting 下一个 to a dead man, likely a friend 或者 relative. The dead man rises as an undead and the living man is forced to shoot him... Right before turning the gun on himself.
#10: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
Related one..
Also counts as depressing.
Those people that say "thank the lord, I thought 你 were dead", to the zombie of their lover 或者 family member.. Espically if 你 don't save them.
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TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 加入 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 你 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 加入 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 你 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
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wondering that for ages
this is a 辩论 and i want everyone 阅读 this
写作 a 评论 about what 你 think is write 或者 wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken?
thats my 辩论 and i want EVERYONE who's a 粉丝
of 随意 to write what they think is right
and become a 粉丝 of me and become a 粉丝 of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
或者 the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages