HEY! What do 你 think you're doing!?
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of 潮流粉丝俱乐部 have told us to lock 你 in here. But have no worries, for we have 给 你 a fun task to work on while they want 你 trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want 你 to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I 说 here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY 星, 星级 WAS A RAPPER!?
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the 日 when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I 爱情 this song! link
I will literally drive 你 to delirium 由 making 你 think whether 或者 not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have 你 got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a 比萨, 比萨饼 while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are 你 doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of 随意 shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I 加入 you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE 老友记 today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have 你 ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying 比萨, 比萨饼 took control of a 最佳, 返回页首 secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously 唱歌 a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did 你 guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay 你 at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like 你 don't care, gliiiide 由 the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a 粉丝 of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's 更多 empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. 你 hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 秒 later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie 你 up quickly 或者 what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but 你 forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare 你 accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, 你 all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can 你 tell me when 潮流粉丝俱乐部 was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', 你 guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so 迷失 in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that 豆 doesn't count, be quiet!
One 更多 word outta 你 and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and 表演 like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of 潮流粉丝俱乐部 have told us to lock 你 in here. But have no worries, for we have 给 你 a fun task to work on while they want 你 trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want 你 to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I 说 here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY 星, 星级 WAS A RAPPER!?
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the 日 when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I 爱情 this song! link
I will literally drive 你 to delirium 由 making 你 think whether 或者 not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have 你 got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a 比萨, 比萨饼 while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are 你 doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of 随意 shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I 加入 you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE 老友记 today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have 你 ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying 比萨, 比萨饼 took control of a 最佳, 返回页首 secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously 唱歌 a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did 你 guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay 你 at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like 你 don't care, gliiiide 由 the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a 粉丝 of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's 更多 empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. 你 hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 秒 later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie 你 up quickly 或者 what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but 你 forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare 你 accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, 你 all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can 你 tell me when 潮流粉丝俱乐部 was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', 你 guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so 迷失 in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that 豆 doesn't count, be quiet!
One 更多 word outta 你 and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and 表演 like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
there's something
steals your 心 and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes 你 away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave 你 away
apart from 你 way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what 你 爱情 for sure
it will come closer 更多 and 更多
it doesn't let 你 look for
what 你 are searching for
i 说 again what do 你 want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
你 should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
steals your 心 and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes 你 away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave 你 away
apart from 你 way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what 你 爱情 for sure
it will come closer 更多 and 更多
it doesn't let 你 look for
what 你 are searching for
i 说 again what do 你 want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
你 should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away