Donald Trump is The Man.
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether 你 like him 或者 not 你 have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy 由 opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to 移动 from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth 由 selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their 标题 as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a 墙 in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing 更多 than a stupid lie that was created 由 dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting 更多 trees,protecting stupid and useless 动物 etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have 你 seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend 二传手, 设置器 as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair 橙子, 橙色 in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if 你 are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after 阅读 this article.
Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' 日 to everyone who has wasted their precious time 由 阅读 this stupid 文章 :D
#SaturdaySatire
All hail to the Great Emperor Donald Trump
1.people excpect 你 to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your 老友记 get jelious when 你 hang with other people.
3.more people then 你 think hate 你 and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean 流行的 person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about 你 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put 你 with your 老友记 because 你 talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but 更多 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 你 because your popular.
8.If your a 流行的 girl and 你 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 你 a slut.
9.If your a 流行的 boy and 你 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if 你 had a good friend and then 你 became 流行的 they might stop hanging out with 你 because they think there not good enough.
2.Your 老友记 get jelious when 你 hang with other people.
3.more people then 你 think hate 你 and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean 流行的 person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about 你 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put 你 with your 老友记 because 你 talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but 更多 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 你 because your popular.
8.If your a 流行的 girl and 你 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 你 a slut.
9.If your a 流行的 boy and 你 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if 你 had a good friend and then 你 became 流行的 they might stop hanging out with 你 because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 或者 being a creep, 你 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 你 can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 你 where I fucking live so we can fuck 随意 strangers.
Stranger: 你 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 你 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 或者 copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 你 where I fucking live so we can fuck 随意 strangers.
Stranger: 你 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 你 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 或者 copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 食物 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 屁股 in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 最喜爱的 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 屁股 in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 最喜爱的 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend 爱情 the mall but what makes it 更多 fun are the following
-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something
Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!
-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something
Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!
