随意 Article: What to Do Now That Trump Is POTUS

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posted by FloraorStella

Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what 你 should do.

1. Change Your Name to Jeff

So 你 can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.

2. Go to a Drive-through

To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.

3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter

How satisfying is this, tbh?

4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R

Someone should do it.

If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~

"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.

"I'll 删除 the emails if 你 want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.

5. Download an App to Get 你 through These Tough Times

Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. 或者 Angry Birds. That makes 更多 sense, I guess.

I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.

Shin111, CokeTheUmbreon and 5 others like this

anaswill Forget Canada, I'm going to Mars. Also I am now scarred for life due to #4, thanks. Oh, and there's a great app out there that's like flappy bird but at the end you get to watch an eagle crap on Trump. I recommend you download it now while you still can.

FloraorStella @anaswill Oh woah. I'm looking it up.

cloudstrifefan This was amazing. #4 needs to be done, pronto

FloraorStella @cloudstrifefan Haha, omg I'm sure Clinton would prevent it from going viral though.

Simmeh lol number 4. I would read that fanfic! 😂

simpleplan Fanfic that needs to be done. XD

FloraorStella @Simmeh and @simpleplan lmao, would any of you be willing to do the honors?

SilentForce Actually someone has written an 18+ Trump X Clinton fanfic XD.Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/8518561

FloraorStella @SilentForce Shit lmao.

candylover246 Clinton x Trump = Trinton LOL

SilentForce ^ Trinton is my new OTP XD

FloraorStella @candylover246 and @SilentForce omg you guys, wtf. Let's get this trending on Twitter then xD

CokeTheUmbreon Uhhhhhhh... I want a hamburger right now. I guess I'll do that. But tbh IDC about the election anymore.

Shin111 I guess #1 but I'll use the name Jimmy.

luka8283 hey good one

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50 Things To Do Before 你 Die.

posted by deathding

1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much 你爱情 them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before 你 die.

7. Play the scariest horror game 你 know.

8. Tell your 老友记 all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. 更多 STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...

Nnnmmmmmmmmnn

added by xwolf19

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Celebs who have been turned down 由 their crush!

posted by blueberry0x1

CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN 由 THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a 列表 of celebs who have been turned down 由 their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We 爱情 a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...

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STUPID BULLIES!

posted by KissKissHannah

There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 account. *shivers* My friend 说 he was a troll, but he's 更多 than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He 说 I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and 说 my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also 说 I was 更多 annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's 更多 annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U

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My Problem on FB Can Anyone help?

posted by ZacharyWhite

When some 随意 girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I 爱情 your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she 说 "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an 情绪硬核 right? I'm an 情绪硬核 tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and 说 to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? 你 still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...

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Someone told me to repost this and I support it (im not gay doe)

posted by alois_trancy36

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 首页 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...