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posted by alexischaos2004
Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop. (See that little reference I made there? BD)


潮流粉丝俱乐部 is a site where everyone can 加入 cliques... I mean clubs. These 俱乐部 are usually about things 或者 people that society has a liking for. It's like the website version of Pokemon GO, except it was made way before then that game. Sounds simple, right? WELL 你 THOUGHT WRONG.


Roleplaying is a thing many many people do nowadays. RP has been going on for years and has not shown any sign of dying down soon. However, many RPs are very cringey. I mean, FNaF babies, FNaF Daycare... Undertale and FNaF crossover? The 列表 goes on and on, but that'd just fill up the whole commentary.


Anyway, people have been making accounts based on fictional characters since roleplaying has existed. Most notably that most of them are complete imbeciles (no offense) who don't know how to speak English correctly and also have bad RPing skills. They're not just on Fanpop, but this trend has grown onto a similar site named Wikia.


I've seen it all. 你 know those bad FNaF RPs I listed above? Well, Wikia is where those RPs reside. I'm very surprised that people are actually wasting their time on these ridiculous roleplays. Anywho, since the 标题 clearly says "RPing accounts" and not "RPs" in general, let's get onto that topic now, shall we?


In my opinion, RPing accounts are just.... bad. The community made them look like complete idiots from what I've experienced back in the days of when I used to roleplay. I've seen so many of these people enter the chat that I go to basically every day, and they don't know how to fucking type. It makes me feel concerned for humanity and the future of Earth in all honesty.


There's one kid called "Manglethefoxtoyorgirl" who is a complete moron. When they got banned for a very good reason, they legit asked a bureaucrat "how do 你 block someone". She got mad because she was banned so she wanted to "block" a goddamn admin. A FUCKING ADMIN! I can't believe that someone would think Wikia is some kind of 脸谱 或者 something. Next, when she gets "support" in a thread, she legit says "Follow me guys".


IT'S TRUE, MANGLETHEFOXTOYORGIRL LITERALLY THINKS WIKIA IS TWITTER! I'M DONE WITH THE INTERNET! I'M DONE WITH PLANET EARTH IN GENERAL! *flips over 9000 tables*


*A quick intermission*


Alright, I'm back from rampaging through my neighborhood. I'm just going to not talk about...*shivers*... that kid. Next, I'll talk about yet another Mangle impersonator, called KittySL. Now this manchild literally pretends to be Mangle in every thread they're in, whether it's RP related 或者 not. They truly believe that they are a broken robotic 蜘蛛 狐狸 who's gender is "yes". I'm done.

*burns computer*


Alright guys, one 更多 cringey RP account and then I'm done. I can't take it. The pain is growing a tumor on my back and it's weighing me down. IT'S TIME TO STOP. So recently, the chat has got a new person in town. Their name is "Top Bunny". This pathetic excuse of a human is much worse than Crazy Twitter girl and Insane 蜘蛛 狐狸 manchild. This guy has minimodded, and has the worst RP skills I've ever seen in my entire life.


He thinks that he's Bonnie! I can't fucking live anymore. I just... I CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE. SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME. END MY SUFFERING.


I'm done. I am done with this commentary, NO MORE. NO 更多 OF YOUR BULLSHIT, INTERNET.


Time to go have a nice glass of my 最喜爱的 drink, Clorox Bleach!


On a rather 更多 serious note, I hope any of 你 out there who read this liked it. It's not much but I tried. Cya.
 I NEED MY NUTRIENTS
I NEED MY NUTRIENTS
posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did 你 here about the blonde who shot an 《绿箭侠》 into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 街, 街道 when the sign 说 "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when 你 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the 下一个 stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the 下一个 stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is 由 far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic 问题 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 答案 that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can 你 send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi 海滩 on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was 阅读 the Wal-Mart 文章 and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the 评论 section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 问题 aloud, 辩论 your 答案 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 你 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Great to see 你 again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never 说 we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of 粉丝 fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested 由 Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in 搜索 of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 日 off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all 你 want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
日 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: 嘿 Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. 吻乐队(Kiss) me I'm british? Well, 你 know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to 吻乐队(Kiss) me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 分钟 later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little 小马 Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & 彩虹 Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if 你 don't have enough water, 或者 shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if 你 bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed 由 the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a 年 after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss 或者 even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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posted by windwakerguy430
你 know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee 或者 if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on youtobe of these two English Youtuber's who...
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