#9 Have one of your 老友记 hit 你 on the back and spit out a piece of white gum 或者 a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until 你 have $20 或者 more.
#7 If 你 have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do 婴儿 come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob 或者 音乐 videos.
#4 Go around 唱歌 the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
