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posted by breebree446
Things to Try on an Elevator-

1) CRACK open your 公文包 或者 handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the 墙 without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him 或者 her to call 你 Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give 你 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if 你 can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your 日 been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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This literally should be the anthem of Valentine's 日 🤣 你 either stay together 或者 break up. 或者 your someone like me, 你 don't have 或者 never had a boyfriend XD
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when i was your man
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posted by Bluekait
1. Do 你 sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know 你 like guys yet?
3. Are 你 a girly girl?
4. Small 或者 large purses?
5. Are 你 short?
6. Do 你 like somebody?
7. Do 你 care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do 你 like Halloween?
9. Are 你 double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place 你 have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do 你 call anybody 由 their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental 首页 for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a 圈, 圈子 like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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posted by E-Scope90
Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and 爱情 potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in 爱情 if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered 浓情巧克力 a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of 浓情巧克力 a 日 before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in 爱情 approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic 爱情 suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by marksmen456
 Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise 你 hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...
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posted by iluvsmj
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of 你 bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of 你 bastards who are getting on, get your 屁股 in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want 你 to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When 你 come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
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