As I always say, feel free to use my ideas :)
1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.
2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.
3. Studied 3D 动画片 when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.
4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$
5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie
6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.
7. What am I doing with my life?- Most 常见问题 to myself
8. INFP- My MBTI
9. I'm Asian- and yellow fever disgusts me to no end.
10. I know studies are flawed- but they are so interesting I want to believe all of them.
11. People are always surprised when they find out I'm a virgin at 21- I have such a dirty mouth.
12. My 最喜爱的 movie genre is animation- My 最喜爱的 音乐 genre is hip hop/rnb (90's were the golden years for both)
13. My 最喜爱的 电影院 are Clueless, The Dark Knight and Mulan.
14. I 爱情 the great outdoors- I try to stay active at least.
15. I always go back to the things I know are a nuisance to me- worst habit
16. Pretty sure I have an attention deficiency- can't even enjoy 阅读 a book.
17. I don't mind guys who are younger 或者 are the same height as me- because I'm a pedophile 8) jk
1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.
2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.
3. Studied 3D 动画片 when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.
4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$
5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie
6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.
7. What am I doing with my life?- Most 常见问题 to myself
8. INFP- My MBTI
9. I'm Asian- and yellow fever disgusts me to no end.
10. I know studies are flawed- but they are so interesting I want to believe all of them.
11. People are always surprised when they find out I'm a virgin at 21- I have such a dirty mouth.
12. My 最喜爱的 movie genre is animation- My 最喜爱的 音乐 genre is hip hop/rnb (90's were the golden years for both)
13. My 最喜爱的 电影院 are Clueless, The Dark Knight and Mulan.
14. I 爱情 the great outdoors- I try to stay active at least.
15. I always go back to the things I know are a nuisance to me- worst habit
16. Pretty sure I have an attention deficiency- can't even enjoy 阅读 a book.
17. I don't mind guys who are younger 或者 are the same height as me- because I'm a pedophile 8) jk
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. 布丁 Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the 日本动漫 she's hyper, active and has the best 爱情 interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, 迷失 the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured 由 the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the 迪士尼 princess naive,...
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19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, 迷失 the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured 由 the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the 迪士尼 princess naive,...
#9 Have one of your 老友记 hit 你 on the back and spit out a piece of white gum 或者 a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until 你 have $20 或者 more.
#7 If 你 have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do 婴儿 come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob 或者 音乐 videos.
#4 Go around 唱歌 the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
