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(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers 你 in any way, please contemplate 阅读 something else. Thank you.)

Alright before 你 whine like an immature five-year old troll without their 牛奶 bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE 你 have an opinion, you'll get destroyed 由 the hater army!

WELL 你 KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS IS MY 最佳, 返回页首 TEN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SONGS. IF 你 DON'T LIKE MY 列表 THEN AT LEAST BE KIND ABOUT IT BEFORE I SLAUGHTER 你 WITH A RUSTY BATTLEAXE.

#10. It's Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Starting off this pathetically constructed countdown is a catchy and epic song aptly named "It's Me".

The song was a collaboration between FNAF You-tuber Smike and video-game singer TryHardNinja, and it did NOT disappoint me.

The song has a dark tone to it with a very catchy beat, and even sports some nice effects. I don't know how many hours were put into this, but I think it's 安全 to say that this song took FOREVER to make.

I suppose 你 could say..... Over 9,000 minutes? ;););)

I can't f**king believe I just went there.

Seriously though, I really like this song. The lyrics are pretty good and even funny at a few points, the editing is top-notch, the beat is insanely catchy, and 总体, 整体 it's just a very pleasant song.

Well, depending how 你 use the word "Pleasant" in context.

#9. Salvaged (NateWantsToBattle)

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Coming up at #9 is a very intriguing FNAF3 song from Pokemon/Gaming You-tuber NateWantsToBattle.

I heavily applaud to this song being one of the only actually GREAT FNAF3 based songs as well, and the video really shows it!

The song is catchy, the lyrics are fantastic, the editing probably took a millennium to finish, and it's made 由 one of the best song-writers on YouTube!

IT'S LIKE NO F**KING S**T THIS SONG MADE IT ON THE LIST! TOO OBVIOUS 0/10 UNSUBF**KINGSCRIBED BI-ATCH!

说 pretty much every troll in existence, may I remind 你 of the rusty battleaxe?

Lastly, I think the best part of this song was the 钢琴 in the beginning, that completely sold it for me. I mean, the song was already awesome but the solo 你 hear when 你 play the video is probably why this song is on my 列表 in the first place.

And that's all that can be 说 about Salvaged. If 你 haven't heard it yet then what the Hell are 你 still doing here?

#8. Follow Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Another song from Smike and TryHardNinja? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? ARE THEY CHEATING, DID THEY CHANGE THE BALLOTS FOR THIS LIST!? THEY MUST BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CHEATING BASTARDS LEAGUE CONSISTING OF KING KNIGHT, KRACKO, DR. IVO ROBOTNIK, MR. MATCH, AND YZMA!

Only the most awesome person in the universe will get all those references. Now let's stop overreacting and actually TALK about the song.

Taking place in the FNAF3 era, Follow Me is a quaint little song that shows just how downright catchy a song can be. I find the song very avant-garde, not to mention the exceptional effects.

Plus, let's be honest, the transition after the chorus line is f**king awesome. And topped off with some pretty good lyrics about the Purple Man lore, this song is just really good.

Then again, I expect nothing less from Smike and TryHardNinja.

#7. The 显示 Must Go On (MandoPony)

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Hey, 你 know that 流行的 catchphrase "The 显示 Must Go On"? Don't even try looking it up now, because all you're going to get is this song.

And believe it 或者 not, that's actually how I found it. Talk about situational irony.

Anyways, The 显示 Must Go On is a FNAF2 rock song 由 YouTube gamer and singer MandoPony. And let me tell you, this song ROCKS!

Haha, do 你 see what I did there? It's a rock song so I 说 it rocks? Eh? Eh? :D

.........................................................

I have got to get a life.

So the main working attributes I really 爱情 in this song is use of 吉他 and just how easily it gets stuck in your head. Seriously, how many times did 你 press the replay button?

HOW MANY TIMES!?

Lastly, MandoPony is considered to be a GREAT song artist, making classic songs like Just Gold, and another one you'll see later in this list.........

SUSPENSE FOR THE F**KING WIN!

#6. Stay Calm (Griffinilla)

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This is where we get to the songs that I REALLY REALLY love, starting off with a funny and catchy as F*** song named Stay Calm.

It's pretty short compared to other FNAF songs, being only three minutes, but 你 know what they say, quality over length!

或者 something like that.... Uh, I can't say quantity because we're referring to time-based events, so.....

WHITNEY HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

A big reason I 爱情 this song is how funny it is, specifically when the animatronics are talking/singing, and that ending left me laughing so hard.

And of course, the main chorus line WILL NEVER LEAVE MY GODDAMN HEAD.

Throw in a pretty cool effect in the fore and background and you've got yourself a fantastic song that I highly recommend everyone checks out, FNAF 粉丝 或者 not.

Oh, and Bonnie sounds like one of the twins from The Ouran High School Host Club.

#5. Welcome To Freddy's (Madam Macabre)

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Well isn't that a fancy name? What're 你 going to name your daughter, The Countess? Whatever. XD

At #5 on this 列表 is an absolutely terrifying song named Welcome To Freddy's that takes place in the FNAF1 era.

And let me tell you, after watching this song there's not a chance in Hell that you'll be 《勇敢传说》 enough to play the FNAF games anymore, and that's because the song is just so FRANTIC.

The singer is speaking at a speed of Mach 9, constantly telling 你 how f**ked 你 are, and the beat really doesn't help making 你 any better.

I'd say this is the creepiest FNAF song out there, but not to say that's the only reason why it's good. I find the lyrics pretty good (At making 你 piss your pants) and the melody is also very catchy.

The effects in this song are also very well done, and overall, I really like this song. However, if it's late at night where 你 live and 你 want to watch the song, then 你 might want to consider planning your funeral.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

#4. It's Been So Long (The Living Tombstone)

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Alright, am I the only one who thinks the first and third Living Tombstone FNAF songs are just a BIT overrated? And don't get me wrong, they're really good songs, BUT NOT FORTY-SIX MILLION 查看 GOOD, 耶稣 CHRIST. (And no, I'm not even joking.)

But if there's one song from The Living Tombstone that actually deserved all those views, it's their FNAF2 song, AKA It's Been So Long AKA The only FNAF song they made that actually has a goddamn 标题 AKA One of the best FNAF songs ever made AKA 耶稣 CHRIST JARED STOP SPAMMING THE AKA'S.

First off, the effects in this song are astounding. Seriously, all 你 need to do is watch twenty 秒 of the video and you'll know exactly what I mean.

Next, the song has amazing lyrics. I honestly think this song has the best lyrics of any FNAF song to date.

Third, like a majority of the songs on this list, IT'S SO CATCHY! I've been head-bopping to this song since the first goddamn 日 it came out, and I haven't even thought about stopping.

This song does get a lot of hate for being "Another overrated FNAF song", but in the words of Squidward Tentacles: "They wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the face!"

#3. Not Here All Night (DAGames)

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NO PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME SENPAI! D:

Don't pretend 你 didn't think that whenever the phone guy stopped talking to 你 in any of the FNAF games.

Anyways, Not Here All Night is a very unique kind of song. It completely changes the pace twice and it has a wide variety of 音乐 to it to make it appeal to as many people as possible.

It has rock, singing, rap, techno, THIS SONG IS THE FNAF VERSION OF MIRACLE MATTER FROM KIRBY 64!

And yes for the people who were wondering, they DO all work. In fact, the entire song is just so fun to listen to. And I'm not even going to lie, I replayed this song well over 30 times.

That's TWICE the amount of watches the #4 entry had!

Combined with an EXTREMELY catchy chorus line, great lyrics, and awesome effects, Not Here All Night EASILY got in the 最佳, 返回页首 three.

Seriously, what the Hell do 你 think I'm listening to right now, Drive By?

#2. Mangled (NateWantsToBattle)

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Yeah, Mangled. As in your head will be mangled from all the head bopping you'll be doing to this song.

In fact, I should've just 给 你 the ten-hour version instead. Because once 你 hear this song you'll be pressing the replay button like it's a goddamn machine-gun. You'll be mashing it so hard so fast people are going to think you're vigorously masturbating.

And if 你 like rock music, then 你 literally can't get any better than this song, at least in the FNAF category of music.

The song is so damn catchy, the lyrics are very good, the tempo, cents, pacing, chorus line, I 爱情 IT ALL!

The song takes place in the FNAF2 era and is about, well, God only knows. That's like telling me to answer the square root of 16.7428% of 56.3 in 5 seconds.

But the lyrics are certainly interesting, and I really do think it ties to the whole "No doors" concept pretty well.

IT'S ALSO ANOTHER SONG THAT LOVES TO KEEP REMINDING THE PLAYER HOW F**KED THEY ARE, SO THERE'S THAT TOO.

And at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the 樱桃 sundae 你 have great effects that really make the 音乐 video pop-out at you! (Literally.)

In conclusion, this song is fantastic. And that statement is even 更多 true if 你 like rock music, 或者 a darker variant of it. If 你 haven't watched it yet, then what the F**K are 你 still doing around here?

And now, some honorable mentions before we get to #1.

If there were any.

I'm just kidding.

HM1: The FNAF Rap Songs (VideoGameRapBattles)

They're all f**king TERRIFYING and insanely catchy.

HM2: No 更多 (NateWantsToBattle)

As in NO 更多 NATEWANTSTOBATTLE SONGS! XD Seriously though, I didn't like this song enough to put it on the list, but it's still a pretty good song.

HM3: Mechanical Instinct (The Aviators)

Unique and has good lyrics, but the fact that it doesn't really ever get stuck in your head kind of holds it back. Plus, the cents needed to be slightly adjusted.

HM4: Just 金牌 (MandoPony)

OVERRATED, COME AT ME HATERS. (Seriously though, it's pretty good, but not as good as people praise it to be.)

And now, the number one spot.................

#1. Survive The Night (MandoPony)

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How ironic, I say one of MandoPony's songs are overrated and here I am literally a few 秒 later putting another one of his songs at the number one spot.

OH THE SITUATIONAL IRONY!

Anyways, the reason I 爱情 this song so much is how catchy it is. Yeah, I really like the lyrics, tempo, effects, and yadda yadda BING BOM BOOM!

But this song is just so ridiculously catchy I couldn't help but put it at the number one spot.

Taking place in the FNAF2 era, this song is about the toy animatronics finding the new employee and making 老友记 with him, while somehow simultaneously scaring the living s**t out of him.

It doesn't make the most sense, it DAMN it sure is a trip down THIS IS AWESOME lane.

Plus, it has this mystic feeling to it that I can't get enough of, and similar to The 显示 Must Go On and Stay Calm, I 爱情 the little audio effect in the background.

And that's my 最佳, 返回页首 10 FNAF Songs. I hope 你 enjoyed my article, I know I did. XD

Don't forget to click the I'm A 粉丝 button and leave a 评论 down below on what your 最喜爱的 FNAF songs are!

See 你 下一个 time, this is Jared Potts signing out.
 Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!
Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!
DEMENTED POEMS

玫瑰 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

玫瑰 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

玫瑰 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 显示 me your tits

玫瑰 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 你 爱情 it up the shitter

玫瑰 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

玫瑰 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

玫瑰 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

玫瑰 are shit
Violets are crap
显示 me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

玫瑰 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 吞, 燕子 it down

玫瑰 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
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2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 你 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 或者 someone

3. Go up to a 随意 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 随意 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 喷泉 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to 你 in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When 你 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are 你 doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t 你 try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When 你 ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while 以前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask 你 somethingand i want 你 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 你 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 你 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi 或者 Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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Source: 谷歌
I found this hilarious 文章 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the 作者 is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's 锦标 Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a 密码 other than "password" 或者 "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits 下一个 to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be 更多 imaginative.

I will not bore my boss 由 with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some 更多 excuses.

I will do less laundry and use 更多 deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The 显示 was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids 显示 that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The 显示 had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my 最喜爱的 parts of the 显示 was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of 你 might have heard of the game Facade. those of 你 who have, 你 probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 说 "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 说 yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did 你 get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A 企鹅 rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?

Answer:

If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If 你 overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked 由 his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes 首页 and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother 回复 " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad 回复 "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 回复 "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 回复 "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? 你 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 你 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 你 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 你 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas 由 discussion
-Like to learn new task 由 talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus 更多 on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if 你 live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The 下一个 day, cut the balloons off and 你 got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when 你 can barely 移动 as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, 或者 hell, all of 你 are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are 你 doing this time?” All two of 你 that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a 年 以前 on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with 语录 because any SMT 粉丝 will tell 你 that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that 你 may know, and the reason why 你 are 阅读 this 文章 right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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