(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as 你 can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
你 can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
你 should never send a 老鼠, 鼠标 to do a mans job
I got armor so thick 你 won't even dent me
And although I 移动 slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 年 old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your 屁股 man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty

Plague Knight: 你 think 你 have swag? That's my middle name!
你 couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like 你 who are just so fat
Getting everything 你 want. but crying like a brat

I 移动 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
你 移动 slower than a 龟, 海龟 in a fog
Thinking 你 could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes

Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
你 移动 like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use 你 for f**king hair gel

I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung 由 bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
你 DECIDE!